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Song Parodies -> "Limited Shifter"

Original Song Title:

"Twisted Transistor"

Original Performer:

KoЯn

Parody Song Title:

"Limited Shifter"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Now you might think I'd be all over this shapeshifting business Paxto, but if comic books, cartoons, and Sci-Fi Original Movies have taught me anything, it's that shapeshifting comes with a bunch of boring rules and restrictions that limit its potential Turn-Into-A-Bulldozer-Whenever-I-Want-ity.
Feels rude, feels rude, you can call me bitter
Because I'm a limited shifter
So many rules and regs coming up, coming up
Things I can't turn into, just way too much
Nothing that flies, nothing with more eyes than two
For sure, it sucks, feel that I'm super screwed
Super screwed, super screwed, super screwed, super screwed
Super screwed, super screwed

Yes, I said super screwed, that's what I'm feeling
Beasts-to-use list is decreasing
What to do? You'd reconsider
This gift too, limited shifter

Bet you, bet you would finally get it
If you were there, promised perfect vengeance
"Become a bear, be strong!" He said but skipped
Where only beasts I've viewed are included
I've only spied some cats and dogs and rats, true
And no, there's not a zoo near me, I'm screwed
Super screwed, super screwed, super screwed, super screwed
Super screwed, super screwed

Yes, I said super screwed, that's what I'm feeling
That old douche owes me a meeting
"I warned you"? Not enough, wizard
Stupid rules, limited shifter

Super screwed, super screwed
Super screwed, super screwed
Super screwed, super screwed
Super screwed, super screwed

Feels rude, feels rude, there's a time limit
Can't tell time for shit, wizard jerk
And you, and you assured it was painless
Sure, it technic'lly is but ev'ry time
I cannot breathe, an unpleasant scene, fix it
This sucks

It's so screwed, no deeper meaning
With these rules, none that I'm seeing
Tried and proved: can't do jack, wizard
Lift those rules, no-limit shifter

You can turn into a machine gun but not bullets, contemporary jazz turns you back to normal, you can only turn into presents your grandma's knitted for you. Crap like that. For example, let's say I could turn into any species... OF BALLOON ANIMAL!!??

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poomaster - May 14, 2023 - Report this comment
I really want Below Average Dave to return to this site. He was my best friend.
Manister - May 14, 2023 - Report this comment
The Manister was "the man who can become a banister." This was useful sometimes, but not most of the time.

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