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Song Parodies -> "Because of Pooh"
Original Song Title:
"Because of You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kelly Clarkson
Parody Song Title:
"Because of Pooh"
Parody Written by:
Ravyn Rant
The Lyrics
As sung by an adult Christopher Robin...
I was not raised to play with other children
I learned to love my toys far too much to act normally
Psychotic break away I did, now I'm alone
In my small cell at the Hundred-Acre Happy Home
Because of Pooh I never stray too far from the Psych Ward
Because of Pooh I yearn to play with my soft toys so I won't get hurt
Because of Pooh I feel an urge to stuff not only me but everyone around me
Because of Pooh, I am insane
I can't escape - it's been far too long since Doctor let me out
It makes me cry when someone tries to take my special guy
I'm forced to take medication every day of my life
Life isn't simple or sweet for a big grown man who plays with plush toys
Because of Pooh I never stray too far from the Psych Ward
Because of Pooh I yearn to play with my soft toys so I won't get hurt
Because of Pooh I feel an urge to stuff not only me but everyone around me
Because of Pooh, I am insane
You tubby cub, all stuffed with fluff, you saw the best of me
With Kanga, Roo, and Tigger too, such a happy family
We never needed anyone else when we played our games
And now I cry in the middle of the night for that damned stuffed bear
Because of Pooh I never stray too far from the Psych Ward
Because of Pooh I yearn to play with my soft toys so I won't get hurt
Because of Pooh and Owl and Piglet, I can't forget anything
Because of Pooh I can't grow up or let anyone else in
Because of Pooh I'll be spending my life in rooms with padding
Because of Pooh I am insane
Because of Pooh
Because of Pooh
I learned to love my toys far too much to act normally
Psychotic break away I did, now I'm alone
In my small cell at the Hundred-Acre Happy Home
Because of Pooh I never stray too far from the Psych Ward
Because of Pooh I yearn to play with my soft toys so I won't get hurt
Because of Pooh I feel an urge to stuff not only me but everyone around me
Because of Pooh, I am insane
I can't escape - it's been far too long since Doctor let me out
It makes me cry when someone tries to take my special guy
I'm forced to take medication every day of my life
Life isn't simple or sweet for a big grown man who plays with plush toys
Because of Pooh I never stray too far from the Psych Ward
Because of Pooh I yearn to play with my soft toys so I won't get hurt
Because of Pooh I feel an urge to stuff not only me but everyone around me
Because of Pooh, I am insane
You tubby cub, all stuffed with fluff, you saw the best of me
With Kanga, Roo, and Tigger too, such a happy family
We never needed anyone else when we played our games
And now I cry in the middle of the night for that damned stuffed bear
Because of Pooh I never stray too far from the Psych Ward
Because of Pooh I yearn to play with my soft toys so I won't get hurt
Because of Pooh and Owl and Piglet, I can't forget anything
Because of Pooh I can't grow up or let anyone else in
Because of Pooh I'll be spending my life in rooms with padding
Because of Pooh I am insane
Because of Pooh
Because of Pooh
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Awww...heh heh heh!
Nice parody, Hunny!
BiPoohlar. 5s.
No matter how seldom I post, I can always count on you guys to read my stuff...aren't you glad I switched from figure skating to cartoons? THANK YOU! xoxo
Pooh is awesome! he's been my homeboy since my childhood
Your parody was awesome! Pooh is so cute :D Hunny of a parody! 555
Thanks, Joel and Anny - glad you enjoyed it.
Loved this one, this goes in the Ravyn Hall of Fame!
Fantastic. I've read hundreds of parodies and this is one of the best of them. Big 5's.
Why thank you, JP!
I nearly died laughing. That counts for a lot, because I'm in a psych ward for thinking I'm a vampire.
Good luck with Pooh & Mr Paddington Bear ! Nighty night, and sleep tight Sir.
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