1. Miss A. Defendant! / Miss "I'm Innocent!" /
Miss / no evidence! /

Miss Stand Alone! / Miss "I was at home!" / Miss Never / let the truth... /
Be revealed! / Nooo!!! /

She thought that / the case was solid! /
Never knew / the D.A. / was so good! /

Little Miss Clear Perspective / let a frown! /
She got convicted! /

(First Chorus)

What is this feeling taking over? /
Behind the bars / a painted-white door! /

Surprise! / It's time… / to feel… / cold steel!/

What happens to Miss A. Defendant? /
Strapped head to toe / and unrepentant! /
Goodbye! / She's through! / The chair… / is saved for you! /

2. Miss Crooked Heart / just wasn't that smart! /
The forensics / officer / found DNA! /

The gal miscalculated! / Her little murder scheme was overrated! /
And that Miss / decided / there was / simply no way out! /

So / she tried to plead insanity! / A facade of humanity! /
But the jury inside / just would have / no pity! /

She got convicted! /

(Repeat First Chorus)

(Bridge)

When Miss A. Defendant / met her fate... /
They made sure that she suffered real great! /

She looked at the seat / and thought / "Today, /
How could it all end / with me dead this way?"

No time for a joke before she fried! /
Much rejoicing / that she died!!! /

(Second Chorus)

What is / this feeling / taking over? /
Behind the bars / a painted-white door! /

Surprise! /
Guess what! /
12,000 watts! /

What happens / to Miss A. Defendant? /
Strapped head to toe / and now repentant… /
Too late! / She's through! / The chair… / was tried and true! /

(Loud electric noise)

(Trail)

Miss A. Defendant… /