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Song Parodies -> "Because of You (Ode to Kelly Clarkson)"
Original Song Title:
"Because of You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kelly Clarkson
Parody Song Title:
"Because of You (Ode to Kelly Clarkson)"
Parody Written by:
Andrew D. Lacroix
The Lyrics
Yes, another Kelly parody. All of you must think I hate her guts. I don't, in reality. I'm sick of her on the radio every freakin' hour. Number 18, still making my way up the charts.
I cannot sing as good as you and who could
I will not doubt your great ability
I will not listen at all to your songs
I've learned the hard way and I can't hear at all
Because of you I never really liked Kelly Clarkson
Because of you I never cared for her singing
Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but all who like thee
Because of you I do not care
I will not do whatever your songs tell me to do
I do not give a damn I know that's weakness in your eyes
I 'm forced to change the channel or the tuner when you come on
I cannot possibly wait to see your career ending!
Because of you I never really liked Kelly Clarkson
Because of you I never really cared for her singing
Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but all who like thee
Because of you I do not care
I watched you cry, pour out your soul on "American Idol"
I was so young, you shouldn't have gone and ruined everything
You never did anything fantastic
I cry in the middle of the day for the same damn thing
Because of you I never really like Kelly Clarkson
Because of you I never cared much for her singing
Because of you I try the damndest to forget the words
Because of you I'm jealous of all your money
Because of you I do not care
Because of you
Because of you
I will not doubt your great ability
I will not listen at all to your songs
I've learned the hard way and I can't hear at all
Because of you I never really liked Kelly Clarkson
Because of you I never cared for her singing
Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but all who like thee
Because of you I do not care
I will not do whatever your songs tell me to do
I do not give a damn I know that's weakness in your eyes
I 'm forced to change the channel or the tuner when you come on
I cannot possibly wait to see your career ending!
Because of you I never really liked Kelly Clarkson
Because of you I never really cared for her singing
Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but all who like thee
Because of you I do not care
I watched you cry, pour out your soul on "American Idol"
I was so young, you shouldn't have gone and ruined everything
You never did anything fantastic
I cry in the middle of the day for the same damn thing
Because of you I never really like Kelly Clarkson
Because of you I never cared much for her singing
Because of you I try the damndest to forget the words
Because of you I'm jealous of all your money
Because of you I do not care
Because of you
Because of you
Written September 26, 2007, by Andrew D. Lacroix.
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excellent pacing, excellent lyrics, and excellent parody. Totally funny, and totally true.
The correct way to do a parody....your's sucked. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vLJAfxog00
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