Song Parodies -> "Pokemon Cards"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Pokemon Cards"

Parody Written by:

Theconsoleprodigy

The Lyrics

POKEMON!

[Repeat x2]
My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yards
And their like
Let's all trade cards
And I'm like, I'd rather play cards
I can beat you
I have my Charizard

You gotta trade it,
I've got a Niddoqueen,
What the nerds go buy cards for.
They lose their minds,
The style I fight,
I'd win the fight

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Just warming up
Lala-lalala,
The nerds are playing

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yards
And their like
Let's all trade cards
And I'm like, I'd rather play cards
I can beat you
I have my Charizard

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that win dueling boys,
Cards must be bought,
Just know, Mewtwo rocks,
Play like a fart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Just warming up
La la-la la la,
The nerds are trading,

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yards
And their like
Let's all trade cards
And I'm like, I'd rather play cards
I can beat you
I have my Charizard

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You gotta give off some harm,
Play it like a big real hero,
Just get the perfect hand,
Plus what you have within,
Then next, the nerds will scream,
Then he's screwed up his hand,

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Just warming up
Lala-lalala,
The nerds are playing,

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yards
And their like
Let's all trade cards
And I'm like, I'd rather play cards
I can beat you
I have my Charizard

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Dylan Baranski - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment

I used to collect Pokémon cards, but I got bored with it after a bit. I still play the Pokémon games on a regular basis, though. In fact, I have a Japanese holographic Mew card.

Jonathan S. in "Simon Cowell Mode" - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Here's a tip, weiner-brain: if you want good reviews, DON'T RIP OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S PARODY! K-lub The Singer's "My Pokemon" (look under "Recordings") is nearly identical to this one. (The choruses are almost word-for-word!!) That's pathetic, man.

K-Lub The Singer - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment

Yo, JS; thanks for the tip-off of the rip-off, bro. It's definitely a copy.

Dempo - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment

Freaking Awesome

Jazelle - November 29, 2008 - Report this comment

i got this on my phone lol its so funny

Tyrone The Terrible - November 29, 2008 - Report this comment

I would have to disagree with Jonathan S. I like this parody. I have tons of pokemon cards.

someone you know - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment

its a rip off of the real song parody dude why would and how could you make a parody out of a parody

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