Song Parodies -> "I've Heard of Star Wars"

Original Song Title:

"We R Who We R"

Original Performer:

"I've Heard of Star Wars"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This will probably be my only Star Wars related parody...until I eventually see the movies. Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q97c5szTgIA

They’re in outer space
They’re all trav’ling at a lightyears pace
I know it starts with Episode One
It can’t start with four, that’d be too dumb
And there’s some Force, who knows?
Some guy in a vest named Han Solo
Hey, he looks like Indiana Jones
Who named that thing C-3PO?

They all want to be jedi’s
There’s a light and a dark side
Intro has some scrolling type…
Attack of the Clones? (Who knows?)

That guy in black is Dar-ar-ar-ar-ar-arth
He sounds like Mufasa-a-a-a-a-a
Some know it all by heart-ar-ar-ar-ar-art
I’ve heard of it before
I’ve heard of Star Wars
Chewbacca must be dumb-um-um-um-um-umb
Real words, has not said one-one-one-one-one-one
Yet still carries a gun-un-un-un-un-un!
A dog not on all fours!
I’ve heard of Star Wars

Yoda, little one
I just know he speaks in backward talk
It’s really hard to take him serious
“Or fortune cookie, I’m Confucius”
And R2D2
He’s a trash can with projector too
Then he makes a noise, must always cuss
He gets beeped out, on ev’ry line (F***!)

Leia must be cold as ice
Wears those earmuffs all the time
Jar Jar Binks, my fav’rite guy!
“You’re so ru-u-ude” (He rules!)

There’s some guy named Ackbar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar
Looks like a big lobster-er-er-er-er-er
He flies among the star-ar-ar-ar-ar-ars
“It’s a trap!”…always warns
I’ve heard of Star Wars
It also has this song-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong
By the band Cantina-a-a-a-a-a
It is now my ringtone-oh-oh-oh-oh-one
From Family Guy before
Stolen by Star Wars!

Jabba, what’s a Hutt?
Boba, what’s a Fett?
Scotty, beam me up!
Where’s that Mr. Spock?

They use glow-sticks to brawl-awl-awl-awl-awl-awl
Don’t seem useful at all-ah-ah-ah-ah-all
Aliens and robot-ot-ot-ot-ot-ots
The droids you’re looking for
Might be in Star Wars
So Luke yells out when Dar-ar-ar-ar-ar-arth
Says “Luke, I am your fa-a-a-a-a-ther”
But Luke’s name isn’t Va-a-a-a-a-der
Sounds like a Maury show
I’ve heard of Star Wars…

*The Family Guy reference comes from here.

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Matthias - April 18, 2013 - Report this comment

This an interesting tribute. Being a Star Wars fan I know a lot about the series and this parody kinda ticked me off because I'm a fanboy. Saying that Jar Jar Binks is your favorite character and the whole Star Trek instead of Star Wars thing was also teeth grinding. Still I like the persona you had while writing this one. Now go watch the friggen movies!!! :D

Abbott Skelding - April 18, 2013 - Report this comment

I didn't mean to tick you off...but of the few things I know about Star Wars is that fans hate Jar Jar Binks and hate being mixed up with Star Trek...so I had to throw those in. And I'll get to the movies eventually...doesn't mean I'll like it.

Rose - May 02, 2013 - Report this comment

I'd just like to say that this is amazing. The pacing is almost perfect and I would... because I sang it aloud. Good job!

Peter Andersson - May 21, 2013 - Report this comment

You really have to see the first movie to understand why us fans hate Jar Jar Binks with such a passion - I remember it only took fifteen minutes of him on screen before I started to root for the Dark Side...

Glen S - May 27, 2013 - Report this comment

I can appreciate the effort, the pacing and the use of a surprising amount of Star Wars terminology correctly, proving that you have, indeed, heard of Star Wars. However, it made me sad that you chose as many 'non-matching' rhymes as you did, like 'Ackbar/lobster/stars', 'song/cantina/ringtone' and 'brawl/all/ROBOTS!?!'

bobpiecheese - May 29, 2013 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I swear, I'm the only one on the internet who doesn't hate Jar Jar Binks. Anyway, this parody was fantastic, every assumption makes total sense to someone who's never seen any of the films and who's only seen snippets and references on TV shows. It's like me with Star Trek. 555!

Max Power - May 29, 2013 - Report this comment

I didn't really care about Jar Jar Binks so it doesn't matter for me. I do have issues with people who thinks the second trilogy are as good as the original ones.

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