Wake up in the morning throw on a new lax pinnie
Grab my keys go out the door gotta pound some natty
Before I leave get some dome from a slut it's nice because before my bitch leaves you know she's gettin iced

I'm Talkin chillin with all my bros bros
Bangin lots of ho's ho's
Goin to Dave Matthews shows shows
Bro bro bro

With my bros hangin out chugging natty when I see a trick ass bitch I'm a tell a ho to make a sandwich

I'm a bro you should know
Mentally a little slow that's why I get high still have to prove that I'm a guy
Show no fear have a beer this ain't a kitchen no girls in here bro bro bro bro (x2)

might be gay that's ok parents called it anyway
Ho o o mo
Ho o o mo (x2)

Ain't got a chance at success cuz I'm not that great play Pokemon all day so I'm not getting laid
Now the bros are lining to tap the new kegger by the end of the night I got pee on my legger

Now everyones getting drunk drunk
Bitches up on my junk junk
Gotta slap her if she is a punk punk

Now we fucked until we were found until that cock block came around round 
Cock block came around cock cock cock block came around

I'm a bro you should know
Mentally a little slow that why I get high still have to prove that I'm a guy
Show no fear have a beer this ain't a kitchen no girls in here 
Bro bro bro bro bro(x2)

might be gay that's ok parents called it anyway
Ho o o mo
Ho o o mo (x2)

Bitches suck me up and suck me down she rides on my cock then she makes me a sandwich pull up my pants I'm leaving now while showing no emotion (x2)

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