Song Parodies -> "I Bought a Phone"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

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Original Performer:

"I Bought a Phone"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

There a bunch of good parodies to this song, so I decided to throw my hat into the ring (pun intended).

The commercial displayed a brand
Caught my attention
I promptly caved, cash in hand
Bought sound invention

It took me
To new plane
Nirvana high I’m on
It’s lovely
And insane
Rose my pretension

I bought a phone
Cos’ they hyped it
The grace of its noble plastic
I bought a phone
Now I’m typin’
I text free, my thumbs get spastic
It’s not just phone
There’s more to like
Got apps to download tonight
I bought a phone
I’m excited
(excited)

Now I’ve got fifty million games
It auto plays them
Cured me of hemorrhoidal pain
Then fixed car’s suspension

Starts crock pot
Then stirs stew
Found app that will puree
It flies jets
Carves canoes
Varnished buffet

I bought a phone
Now I’m quite hip
I kicked up my social quotient
I bought a phone
And it’s psychic
It hates songs that I don’t like yet
It can’t do wrong
It lives my life
In home I sit and eat all night
I bought a chair
I recline it.
(recline it)

My phone, I felt fanatical
Cool screen, huge bills, infallible
On fingertips, so magical
My life, phone defines it
Had text appeal
Was heaven sent

I lost my phone
And I panicked
The loss of tech made me manic
I lost my phone
Couldn’t find it
My world gone, no automatic
I must do things
That I don’t do
Must read a book on how-to
I turned a page
And I liked it.

There once was a man with a phone
Who lived all his life all alone
Then one day he flipped
Then had doctor snip
And now when you call, ask for Joan.

More transmissions are available at The Blogging Baker. All that stuff there copyright 2011 Warren Baker.

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Old Man Ribber - March 02, 2011 - Report this comment

Warren - (In the voice of Obi-Wan Kenobi) "These aren't the 'Droids you're searching for." "You can go." "Move along." Fine job. ;D

AFW - March 02, 2011 - Report this comment

Ah yes, high tech communications - fodder for a love/hate relationship...and always a good theme for good spoofing..which you have done.

Peter Andersson - March 02, 2011 - Report this comment

You like this subject methinks.

WarrenB - March 02, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, AFW. Technology is such a rich topic to pick on, and it's fun to show the dichotomy.
And LOL at OMR (suggest you visit YouTube and watch Obi Wan Buys a Car- I think you'll appreciate it).
Peter- guilty as charge.

Jazzy - May 28, 2011 - Report this comment

Hehee that's funneee :}

WarrenB - May 31, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, Jazzy.

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