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Song Parodies -> "Hot N' Cold Weather"
Original Song Title:
"Hot N' Cold"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Katy Perry
Parody Song Title:
"Hot N' Cold Weather"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X75mry1LcFg
Don’t go outside
You’ll need a change of clothes
Yeah you, might need this-
Some sunscreen
And some gloves
Somethings’ out of sync
Cause I need
Shades and skis
Ohio-
Where it could snow in May
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up
You, think it’s hot but please don’t go
You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Why can’t it be
Just in sync
With seasons
At least let it be
A consistent degree
Eighty-six when snowing
This is so annoying
I should know that
It’s not gonna change
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up
You, think it’s hot but please don’t go
You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Someone call Al Roker
Got a case of weather bi-polar
I’m sick of all this weather
Changing all the time
Don’t go outside
Cause it’s hot when it snows
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up
You, think it’s hot but please don’t go
You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
You’ll need a change of clothes
Yeah you, might need this-
Some sunscreen
And some gloves
Somethings’ out of sync
Cause I need
Shades and skis
Ohio-
Where it could snow in May
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up
You, think it’s hot but please don’t go
You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Why can’t it be
Just in sync
With seasons
At least let it be
A consistent degree
Eighty-six when snowing
This is so annoying
I should know that
It’s not gonna change
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up
You, think it’s hot but please don’t go
You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Someone call Al Roker
Got a case of weather bi-polar
I’m sick of all this weather
Changing all the time
Don’t go outside
Cause it’s hot when it snows
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up
You, think it’s hot but please don’t go
You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow
Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
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I wish that you did more with the choruses but this was a good twist on the original song and a fantastic tribute to my home state.
Good stuff. 555
lolz! i can relate.
i thought it was just us English that were obsessed about the weather!!! i agree with Matthias that changing the choruses (chorusi?) always helps. a good parody though could sense your frustration! lol
SOTM: For someone that lives in Florida where winter isn't exactly winter this hits right at home. However, I can't forgive you for making me listen to Katy Perry.
SOTM Fun Parody!!!
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I know what you mean, when it's freezing...there's hardly any snow at all. What a disappointing winter.
(SOTM) This is a pretty good parody, some chorus variation would've made it a lot better. Still worth 555.
It was 70* here Thursday. Now it's 20 something with about a foot of snow on the ground. "Someone call Al Roker/Got a case of weather bi-polar" LOL!
Not too big a fan of the OS, but a great concept well executed. 555
A bunch of Ohio people here! A good idea with the original title, nice job!
Fun idea, the pacing wasn't quite as solid as I'm used to from you, but fun job on this song turning it on itself.
Great job, 5s
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