You-want my mom
and my dad and my dog
Yeah you, are obsessed
With my friends
and my foes
And you wouldn't blink
if grandma
gave a wink
You sicko
Get far away from me

Cause you like young and old
From humans to toads
Not fig'ratively
That's literally
You know it's not right
To lust for each sight
All night, you make love
You push and you shove

Ew, Please don't say you love my cat, no
Ew, Please just leave my dog alo-one
You like rich and broke
Like dry guys or soaked
You like girls and guys
Love both bold and shy

Seems like a dream
You have pinned
The ball team
You say you love me
While you stare at a teen
Used to love, how we played
But your mind's gone astray
I'm afraid
That girl you've gone insane

Cause you made love to mold
For no-one you'll fold
The in crowd and out
The city and town
Even dwarfs in tights
and the Transvestites
You kiss and make out
It's what you're about

Ew, Did you really kiss that cow, gross
Ew, Now even PETA won't do that-woah
With a flu or the cold
You still won't say no
The quiet and loud
You'll love the whole crowd

You may need therapy
You may be just a tad addicted
You mistake touching shoulders
As a new invite

Out of your mind
Can't believe we were close

In an alley or shed
On the floor or bed
Big chins and cute snouts
Guts in or guts out
The tall and the slight
The weak and the might
All night you go out
What your life's about

The manliest men
and the girly girl fems
The loud with big mouths
The ones who can't shout
The ones who are fly
or those that stand by
You're sly, you sneak up
You say "Hey what's up"

Ew, I don't want to hear about it
Ew, How you've dreamt of Roger Rabbit
This story gets old
Each time it gets told
From my life you're out
Get out my room now