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Song Parodies -> "Refund This Shirt"
Original Song Title:
"I Kissed A Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Katy Perry
Parody Song Title:
"Refund This Shirt"
Parody Written by:
DB
The Lyrics
This was never the day i planned
Not my intention
I got so brave drinking wine
it fell on my shirt
You say you
Won't refund
Cos i've already tried it on
I'm curious for you
Do you want a broken arm?
Refund this shirt
Or i'll kill you
choke you with my cherry stapstix
Refund this shirt
or i'll kill you
Or my pitbull will bite you
The shirt is white
the stain is red
Don't mean it's mine fault, does it.
Refund this shirt
or i'll kill you.
i'll kill you.
No i dont even know your name
it doesnt matter
just want to get my refund now
no time for chatter
it's not what good clerks do
not how you should behave
my head is so confused
Give me my mon-aaaaaaaaaaay
Refund this shirt
Or i'll kill you
choke you with my cherry stapstix
Refund this shirt
or i'll kill you
Or my pitbull will bite you
The shirt is white
the stain is red
Don't mean it's mine fault, does it.
Refund this shirt
or i'll kill you.
i'll kill you.
The customer is always right
Don't want no beef, don't want to fight
But i will crack your skull open
If you don't refund this
It ain't my fault- i'm innocent.
Refund this shirt
Or i'll kill you
choke you with my cherry stapstix
Refund this shirt
or i'll kill you
Or my pitbull will bite you
The shirt is white
the stain is red
Don't mean it's mine fault, does it.
Refund this shirt
or i'll kill you.
i'll kill you.
Not my intention
I got so brave drinking wine
it fell on my shirt
You say you
Won't refund
Cos i've already tried it on
I'm curious for you
Do you want a broken arm?
Refund this shirt
Or i'll kill you
choke you with my cherry stapstix
Refund this shirt
or i'll kill you
Or my pitbull will bite you
The shirt is white
the stain is red
Don't mean it's mine fault, does it.
Refund this shirt
or i'll kill you.
i'll kill you.
No i dont even know your name
it doesnt matter
just want to get my refund now
no time for chatter
it's not what good clerks do
not how you should behave
my head is so confused
Give me my mon-aaaaaaaaaaay
Refund this shirt
Or i'll kill you
choke you with my cherry stapstix
Refund this shirt
or i'll kill you
Or my pitbull will bite you
The shirt is white
the stain is red
Don't mean it's mine fault, does it.
Refund this shirt
or i'll kill you.
i'll kill you.
The customer is always right
Don't want no beef, don't want to fight
But i will crack your skull open
If you don't refund this
It ain't my fault- i'm innocent.
Refund this shirt
Or i'll kill you
choke you with my cherry stapstix
Refund this shirt
or i'll kill you
Or my pitbull will bite you
The shirt is white
the stain is red
Don't mean it's mine fault, does it.
Refund this shirt
or i'll kill you.
i'll kill you.
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