Intro: Ay ay ay, ay
Ay ay ay ay

Holy s**t, I am never on time
No, I’m not
(On time, I am never on time)
Always late
(On time, I am never on time)
On time (on time)
On time (on time)

Verse 1: I woke up this morning and grabbed up my clock, clock
I’m late for work and I’ll have to run ten blocks, blocks
And even though it’s a struggle, this is all I got
So I’ma keep, keep runnin’ ‘til my heart gives out

Hook: This job, is my job
And it makes, my head throb
No breath, I can catch
I am dead, I know I never

Chorus: Show up, I’m not right, when I’m suppose to
I am never on time (real sorry, real sorry boss)
I am never on time (real sorry, real sorry boss)
And I’ma be unemployed
Because I’m not very prompt
Always clockin’ in real late
I am never on time (real sorry, real sorry boss)
I am never on time (real sorry, real sorry boss)

Verse 2: When I arrive
Late by almost fifty-five
And that’s not fine
But promptness doesn’t impress me
Got a new watch, but the problem is me
Please don’t hold your breath, I will never be early

Hook: I’m not prompt, I’m unprompt
When I’m late, my boss stomps
I clock in, at 3:10
And my shift, was at eleven

Chorus: I show up, I’m tardy, I am fired for sure
I am never on time (real sorry, real sorry boss)
I am never on time (real sorry, real sorry boss)
And I’ma be on welfare
And I don’t think this is fair
Don’t I get an eighth warning?
I am never on time (real sorry, real sorry boss)
I am never on time (real sorry, real sorry boss)

Bridge: This guy right here
I really need my beauty sleep
That’s why I’m never on time
(On time, on time)
Give me all the time I need, up ‘til the daytime
Please boss just keep me
Have “Narcosleepy”
That is unlawful
Discriminate!

Chorus: Really I’m just lazy
I’m crazy
Punctual? No way!
I am never on time (real sorry, real sorry boss)
I am never on time (real sorry, real sorry boss)
And I’ma get some food stamps
To quiet my hunger cramps
I’ve been out of work for months
I am never on time (real sorry, real sorry boss)
I am never on time (real sorry, real sorry boss)

Outro: Holy s**t, I am never on time
No, I’m not
(On time, I am never on time)
Always late
(On time, I am never on time)
On time (on time)
On time (on time)