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Song Parodies -> "Bigger Bandwidth"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Bandits"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Junior Senior
Parody Song Title:
"Bigger Bandwidth"
Parody Written by:
@ssKicker
The Lyrics
Anyone who, like me, doesn't live in a broadband area can relate to this one!
Damned PC,
These pictures take so long to see,
(Bigger bandwidth)
Can't download
An RPG or pornography
(Bigger bandwidth)
Or pornography,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
Watch out, we need a bigger bandwidth, whoo!
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bandwidth, (big-ger!)
1, 2, 3, 4,
Let's go to an online store,
(Bigger bandwidth)
Must wait for
The below-par blue-ish bar,
(Bigger bandwidth)
Blue-ish bar,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
Watch out, we need a bigger bandwidth, whoo!
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bandwidth, (big-ger!)
Take a poll, or play a game like "Crystal Soul",
(Bigger bandwidth)
Do fighting games, the slowest thing, you just can't win,
(Bigger bandwidth)
You just can't win,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
Watch out, we need a bigger bandwidth,
Watch out, we need a bigger bandwidth,
Watch out, we need a bigger bandwidth,
Watch out, we need a bigger bandwidth!
These pictures take so long to see,
(Bigger bandwidth)
Can't download
An RPG or pornography
(Bigger bandwidth)
Or pornography,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
Watch out, we need a bigger bandwidth, whoo!
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bandwidth, (big-ger!)
1, 2, 3, 4,
Let's go to an online store,
(Bigger bandwidth)
Must wait for
The below-par blue-ish bar,
(Bigger bandwidth)
Blue-ish bar,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
Watch out, we need a bigger bandwidth, whoo!
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bandwidth, (big-ger!)
Take a poll, or play a game like "Crystal Soul",
(Bigger bandwidth)
Do fighting games, the slowest thing, you just can't win,
(Bigger bandwidth)
You just can't win,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
We got an ISP that is beyond me,
We got a slow computer that's no fun in the house,
Watch out, we need a bigger bandwidth,
Watch out, we need a bigger bandwidth,
Watch out, we need a bigger bandwidth,
Watch out, we need a bigger bandwidth!
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