We took a walk, into the city centre
There was this cool, big new water feature
It was cool, and wonderfully refreshing
It was a shock, what you then did to me

You dunked my head, into that wat'ry fountain
You dunked me down, I could no longer breathe
I am drow-ning in this water feature
You dunked my head, right when I need a pee

You dunked my head, into that wat'ry fountain
You dunked me down, I could no longer breathe
I am drow-ning in this water feature
You dunked my head, right when I need a pee

I feel no life, I feel like slipping away
A wat'ry grave, is what awaits for me
My life flashes, why did i wear that t-shirt
Jeez what on earth, did I do with my hair

You pull me out, of that cool giant fountain
You freaking twit, why the hell'd you do that
I nearly, died, you trying to kill me?
I'll dunk you head, you see what it feels like

I dunked you head, into that wat'ry fountain
I dunked you down, you could no longer breathe
you am drow-ning in this water feature
I dunked your head, oh I still need a pee