Should I lose my 'fro
Do you think I've gone too far
Cuz it's getting so big
I can't fit inside my car
But my comb sticks over inside it
When I'm walking to and fro
Should I lose my 'fro

Is that my 'fro?
Bout 24 inches is how wide I let it grow
How bout the time when I got myself stuck in the door
Just check this 'fro, I don't know I want it anymore
You feel the same?

Yes, that's my 'fro
Bout 24 inches is how wide I let it grow
How bout the time when I got my cat stuck in my hair
It's just a 'fro, I don't know I want it anywhere
Am I insane?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Crazy kid
'Fro so big you would think an airplane ride could spot it
And it's funny cuz satellite pics got it
So much shampoo on my hands and I ain't even washed it out yet
When it gets cold, sorta blows into my face
And a 'fro wide 24 inches takes up space
When it's dripping wet, yeah lookin' like a shrimp
So when I like get it dry
It starts poofin' in the sun

My 'fro's strange
And I want a change change
Go short, go bald
Like a scalping, no pain
It's scary to think
It might make me drown
Hair's so heavy I couldn't get up when I fell down

Should I lose my 'fro
Do you think it should retire
I'm afraid what I'd be
If it were to catch on fire
I can't make it over the doorway
And some birds are nesting high
Should I lose my 'fro

Should I lose my 'fro
Do you think I should keep some
Cuz it makes such a mess
When I try to chew some gum
Got it stuck right over the forehead
Called a firetruck to come
Should I lose my 'fro

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
It's so spicy
My hair's so heavy that I get a headache
Stop it, no, no, no, I need to shave, kid
When I crane my neck, I fall down
It's crazy

It's nothing
Afros are nothing to me
Especially when I'm suiting up
It just makes trouble for me
Sting! And not to mention my grief
When I tried to put a hat
I found I couldn't reach
Oh no, drats!

And check out my span
Feel it big, long, and true, I'm an American man
Boy it's incredible
But I can't tell if it's clean
My money spent on hair gel
The price is getting obscene

My music gives me a cry
Cuz of the headphones
The biggest ones, I bought it
It don't stretch to my earlobes
I say this cuz sometimes you call me, saying
Yeah, you want to grow one too
Huge ones are paying

Is that my 'fro?
Bout 24 inches is how wide I let it grow
How bout the time when I did a flip, just tried to bow
Just check this 'fro, I don't know I want it anyhow
You feel the same?

Is that my 'fro?
Bout 24 inches is how wide I let it grow
How bout the time when I got my shirt stuck in all day
Just check this 'fro, I don't know I want it anyway
Am I insane?

Should I lose my 'fro
Should I try to stick it through
Cuz it took me so long
And the ladies like it too
But I can't go over to movies
Cuz it blocks somebody's view
Should I lose my 'fro

Should I lose my 'fro
Is it big enough to be
Of the 'fros in the world
Largest one in history
If I cut it over a foot off
Will you just make fun of me
Should I lose my 'fro