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Song Parodies -> "Dave From The Block"
Original Song Title:
"Jenny From The Block"
Original Performer:
Jennifer Lopez
Parody Song Title:
"Dave From The Block"
Parody Written by:
Goggleboy
The Lyrics
Diss track to a former friend of mine who runs a local barcade
People come for craft beer consuming
Hipsters hogging pinball machines
Everybody's got a bone to pick with me
Don't be fooled buy the games that I've got
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
Crude but rude and I'm bald as a rock
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
From camp consular to pinball nights,
ex-girlfriend fights, to Arcadia yeah that's right
I get much worse as the amounts roll in
I backstabbed all my friends
Guess they weren't really my friends
That's just me
I'm a phony
you can bet
What you see is what you get
Don't be fooled by the games that I've got
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
Rockin flannel shirts and my ugly ass socks
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
I rig my tournaments
Got pinball Fetishes
Like to charge so much
For crappy food and Mug Club I spread
Rumors of you talkin s***
Love myself and my image
Call the cops on you so that you stay away
I'm crooked and deceiving
Don't be fooled by the games that I've got
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
Need me a merkin to go with my crocks
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
Burritos
Vegan burritos in the house
Don't be fooled by the games that I've got
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
Drink at work and I smoke too much pot
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
Don't be fooled by the games that I've got
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
My ego is the size of a yacht
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
Hipsters hogging pinball machines
Everybody's got a bone to pick with me
Don't be fooled buy the games that I've got
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
Crude but rude and I'm bald as a rock
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
From camp consular to pinball nights,
ex-girlfriend fights, to Arcadia yeah that's right
I get much worse as the amounts roll in
I backstabbed all my friends
Guess they weren't really my friends
That's just me
I'm a phony
you can bet
What you see is what you get
Don't be fooled by the games that I've got
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
Rockin flannel shirts and my ugly ass socks
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
I rig my tournaments
Got pinball Fetishes
Like to charge so much
For crappy food and Mug Club I spread
Rumors of you talkin s***
Love myself and my image
Call the cops on you so that you stay away
I'm crooked and deceiving
Don't be fooled by the games that I've got
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
Need me a merkin to go with my crocks
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
Burritos
Vegan burritos in the house
Don't be fooled by the games that I've got
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
Drink at work and I smoke too much pot
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
Don't be fooled by the games that I've got
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
My ego is the size of a yacht
I'm still I'm still Dave from the block
Used to be humble now I'm kinda not
People tell me don't forget were you came from
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