Why'd you do this? Know I friggin' hate this
Uh, uh, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, uh (damnit)
I don't wanna sound like an asshole (damnit)
Still, I don't wanna push your stroller round, damnit
Don't want to, uh, chyeah

You say it's just for a tick, I don't wan' push your stroller round
Because your "tick"'s too long, pushin' strollers round
Is not my fav'rite favour, please don't run off, goddamnit
Now I'm stuck with this stroller

Nothin' that I owe to y'all, but it's not like that's enforced
So I'm stuck with this thing, compounds ev'ry chore
Cause my hands are forced to keep this damn thing on course
Like a shoppin' trolley cause one wheel is always off
In the middle of somethin' ev'ry instance you're pleadin'
Holdin' objects, can't mount 'em upon the handles, much leanin'
Not a whole lot of space in all the places you take it
And all the shufflin' morons are never quick to vacatin'
Stay on the bottom floor, cause it's always awkward to pop
The wheels off (whoo) the ground, man (whoo), cause I'm scared of the shock
To the one inside, not a ride I think they would want
Do this all the time, buddy, why make me do it wrong (c'mon, c'mon)?

You say it's just for a bit, I don't wan' push your stroller round (whoo)
Because your "bit"'s too long, pushin' strollers round (ooh-whoo)
Is such a pain, complain but you just run off, goddamnit
Now I'm stuck with this stroller
A pain in my (my) ass (ass), stuck with this stroller
Big pain in my (my) ass (ass), stuck with this stroller (whoo)
Great pain in my (my) ass (ass), stuck with this stroller (whoo)
Huge pain in my (my) ass (ass), stuck with this stroller

You dope, you know why I'm bitchin', cause I'm hittin' my quota
Of bullshit for a month, blood is boilin' right over (whoo)
When I see you approachin', it's the regular "Yes sir"
No point givin' a "No", it only goads you to beggin' me like
"Please won't you help me out?" Tears are leakin' now
"Please won't you?" Hell, don't pout, resolve weakens now
"Please won't you?" Spell's cast now, I've tried weaselin', mate
"Please won't you?" Well, stuck now, feels so evil from you
Offered to hold it, regret that week
Since then, always force my ass to hold your pram, makes me peeved
Fall for your sympathy plea (whoo), ev'ry single time, geez (whoo)
I know your whole deal (whoo), too damn potent, for real, chyeah (chyeah)

You say it's just for one trip, I don't wan' push your stroller round (whoo)
Because your trip's too long, pushin' strollers round (whoo)
I'm forced to take it, mate, because you run off, goddamnit
Now I'm stuck with this stroller
A pain in my (my) ass (ass), stuck with this stroller
Big pain in my (my) ass (ass), stuck with this stroller (whoo)
Great pain in my (my) ass (ass), stuck with this stroller (whoo)
Huge pain in my (my) ass (ass), stuck with this stroller

And my rage will keep buildin' because on top of the stack
Of already stated reasons why a slap's what you lack
Don't even have a toddler or babe slapped in that pram
You're one of those twats who use those to carry their cats
When I first asked 'bout it, waved your hand round, then
You said that's dandy and fine, nothin' bad about it
Jack-all illegal, well, that sounds batty
I've heard a lot of shit, please don't ask me
For some examples, mate, because that topped the list, blew it away
It's true, there's nothin' that I can say
No, not you're not some mad crony, excuse wasn't baloney
Still I'm stuck with this stroller that makes me look mad, blow me

Don't hate cats, don't be so thick, just don't wan' push your stroller round (whoo)
This thing's for kids, you clot, pushin' strollers round (whoo)
Makes me look crazy, mate, please don't just run off, goddamnit
Now I'm stuck with this stroller
A pain in my (my) ass (ass), stuck with this stroller
Big pain in my (my) ass (ass), stuck with this stroller (whoo)
Great pain in my (my) ass (ass), stuck with this stroller (whoo)
Huge pain in my (my) ass (ass), stuck with this stroller

Why'd you do this? Know I friggin' hate this
Not dandy and fine
Not dandy and fine