Yo, I'm, like, dude, that's tot'lly bogus
So un-radical, it's so weak
It stinks, you just can't get that stuff for free
I'm telling you, that's tot'lly, like, a total bummer, right?
It's such a stupid and lame thing
Yo, you know that's totally an uncool thing in life
When your shades do not fit right
Yo, you know that really stinks
But it's okay, cuz you are such a cool dude here's a pair on me

Cuz dude, that's, like, dope cuz
They're cool and all that stuff
And dude, do not freak, cuz
You're my home-dog and a-hall that stuff, you're all dope and such
Yeah
Duh-duh-duh-duh

Dude, you know that's awesome, word
And then something with the something something works
And that's like, crazy, crazy, crazy for sure
I don't really know what's going on, I forget sometimes

But it's still, like, dope cuz
It's cool and all that stuff
And it's so not weak, cuz
It all just, like, clicks somehow
Yo, like, yo
Dude, that's, like, dude, that's, like
It's so wicked, dude, and, like, so hardcore, mmm...
And I love violence more than plot or story
Who needs character development when gory stuff brings joy

Cuz dude, that's, like, dope cuz
Fo' shizzle and that stuff
And it's not, like, weak, cuz
It all just, like, works somehow
And you know that's totally awesome
So totally awesome
Totally deedeedeedee
Dude, that's so, like totally, totally
Frickin' sweet, yo, it's sweet

And if today you leave, I'd be, like, "'Kay"
Yo, cuz I'm always just so relaxed
I'm just kickin' back, okay
Just list'nin' to Nirvana, they're so sick
And if you come back, well, I'd be all, like
"Okay" I'm never, like, depressed, and that's okay
No, I don't know this Stepford dude, who's that

But still, that's, like, dope cuz
Awesome and all that stuff
And so not, like, weak, cuz
It just kinda works somehow
And you know that's totally awesome
So totally awesome
Totally deedeedeedee
Dude, that's so, like totally, totally
Wicked, word