Well I'm a monkey and I'm cuter than Piglet
I am smart, loving thrills and I'm curious that I'm sheltered
I come in paper-back
You can buy them in big packs
I'll tell you what I'm about
For monkey learning-I'm the bestest
Like the Planet of the Apes but I'm cute did I mention
Read my tales and your kids will learn; they'll love where I've come from

It's not to complicate no bore, I'm sure
I am no ape, I'm George
Ummm-hmm
(Aaay-aaay)

Unlike most of my kind I've learned to read
I'm also good a math and history
Yeah I'm pretty smart and all kids love love love love
I don't speak silly gibberish like Telletubbies
Not as annoying as Barney
but please don't ask where is my tail, I don't know, know, know, know, knooooow

I'll never agitate that's sure, so sure
My thoughts aren't fake they're pure
Have a need to educate
I know most verbs
Won't stay up late, I'm George

(Monkey Sounds)
Read a little louder dear
'cause my words they need to hear
(Monkey Sounds)

I've been around somewhat long in fact I've survived many era
through comics, books, and tele yet looking the same in the mirr-a
You would think my time would pass
but I stay the same age-and I last
I guess what I am showing is I'm curious for a reason
To show your kids intelligence and warn them against teas-on'
Like smart monkeys would do
Though I never fling poo

So please don't hesitate no more, no more
Some say I'm great! Well-sure

Well open up the book, set your mind free
I've got a lot to say in my stories
Swear to do my part and I'll teach kids to value chores
So Read me, read me, read me
All my stories are quite great
and they're pretty short
This oh this this is my face, I'm George!