Well when we got married I was so exalted
Than you attacked me and I felt assaulted
When you stole my cadillac
I knew you were a kleptomaniac
There wasn't a shadow of a doubt
I couldn't have guessed it
And its a good thing you didn't get my pension
I reckon those painkillers I took made me numb I'm so dumb.

Our love did evaporate for sure for sure
You're second rate, divorce.

We got into a fight over custody
You got the kids I got a TV
Look into my future and you're not there there there
Listen to the Teller tell me my bank account is empty
Now I hate your guts Melody
And I thank my lucky stars you're not there there there there there there.

Our love did evaporate, you bore you bore
I curse my fate you whore
You went and hit me with a plate
When I saw you in court
You're second rate, divorce.

If you're not moving to Zaire
I hope you disappear.

I had to spend all my time and money talking to the Lawyer
You took me to the cleaners and I couldn't be poorer
I use to think you had some class,
But you turned into a pain in my ass
I guess I'd by lyin' if I said I didn't want to get even
Cause what happened to me was nothing short of treason
I use to say "I love you".
I hope you get avian flu.

I won't ruminate anymore anymore
I curse my fate you whore.

How bout you shut your mouth and listen to me
I've made flight plans take a chance and leave
Look into my future and you're not there there there
Listen to your parents tell me they think I'm crazy
Now I hate your guts Melody.
And I thank God that you're no longer there there there there there.

Divorce.
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