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Song Parodies -> "You're Stirofoam"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"You're Stirofoam"
Parody Written by:
Josh Taylor Stingray (Featuring Kermit The Frog)
The Lyrics
This song is about Kermit the Frog.
Josh: My life is muppet...
Kermit: What, was I too late?
Josh: Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Kermit: Okay, now? Now?
My life is muppet
Your life's a puppet
You're just bad luck
You're always stuck
Your homemade Spock puppet
really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from Miss Piggy
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
Like Me
Never had a date
That ya couldn't masturbate
And ya smell like beans
What a bummer bein' green
Well ya just can't swim
And forget a chance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Fancy Pants
:
But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you're still in that Disney machine
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
Like Me
You're half dead
Eatin' cookies from your bed
While you're playin' Elmo 3
No one's greener than me
Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Kermit
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
Like Me
Big Bird would much rather
Play house by himself
You still live with your bear and you're 43
Guess you'll never grow a bean
When it just sucks to be green
Kermit: What, was I too late?
Josh: Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Kermit: Okay, now? Now?
My life is muppet
Your life's a puppet
You're just bad luck
You're always stuck
Your homemade Spock puppet
really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from Miss Piggy
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
Like Me
Never had a date
That ya couldn't masturbate
And ya smell like beans
What a bummer bein' green
Well ya just can't swim
And forget a chance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Fancy Pants
:
But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you're still in that Disney machine
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
Like Me
You're half dead
Eatin' cookies from your bed
While you're playin' Elmo 3
No one's greener than me
Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Kermit
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
Like Me
Big Bird would much rather
Play house by himself
You still live with your bear and you're 43
Guess you'll never grow a bean
When it just sucks to be green
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WAY too much like You're Pitiful but with muppets, good idea though. and props for referencing Spaff's Superfrog parody there., Ill give you 5's for the idea
Rhyming in the wrong places, didn't stick to the pacing. Although it was alright, sorry, not great. 4-4-4
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