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Song Parodies -> "She's Difficult"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"She's Difficult"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
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James Blunt - She's Difficult
My wife cooks
Supper.
My wife is stubborn
The pot gets
stirred.
She likes to squabble.
A tough ole bird.
She
Bitched at me the other day.
She was on her monthly rag.
Know there'll be no sex tonight,
'Cause
She's gonna nag.
She's difficult.
She's difficult.
She's difficult, oh
Pooh!
I show her love with gentle hugs,
"Cause I
don't know what else to do,
Guess I'll never tame
This shrew.
Yeah, she won't let up,
Like a razor
cuts.
I just wince at her rage when she goes,
Nucking
Futs,
Believe me you don't want to get her
upset,
"Cause she'll throw a tantrum that you will soon
regret
She's difficult, She's difficult.
She's difficult, and rude.
She'll get appalled in
a crowded mall,
And you won't know what her mood,
Love is often misconstrued
Aye, yaye, yaye
Aye, yaye yaye yaye yaye, yaye
She's difficult. She's
Difficult, and how
I Picture ole cupid with a smirk so stupid,
When he
Shot that arrow laughing out loud.
Now it's time to
Take a bow,
Why'd I ever take the vow?
My wife cooks
Supper.
My wife is stubborn
The pot gets
stirred.
She likes to squabble.
A tough ole bird.
She
Bitched at me the other day.
She was on her monthly rag.
Know there'll be no sex tonight,
'Cause
She's gonna nag.
She's difficult.
She's difficult.
She's difficult, oh
Pooh!
I show her love with gentle hugs,
"Cause I
don't know what else to do,
Guess I'll never tame
This shrew.
Yeah, she won't let up,
Like a razor
cuts.
I just wince at her rage when she goes,
Nucking
Futs,
Believe me you don't want to get her
upset,
"Cause she'll throw a tantrum that you will soon
regret
She's difficult, She's difficult.
She's difficult, and rude.
She'll get appalled in
a crowded mall,
And you won't know what her mood,
Love is often misconstrued
Aye, yaye, yaye
Aye, yaye yaye yaye yaye, yaye
She's difficult. She's
Difficult, and how
I Picture ole cupid with a smirk so stupid,
When he
Shot that arrow laughing out loud.
Now it's time to
Take a bow,
Why'd I ever take the vow?
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Pretty good Lionel. To answer your intro comment: possibly, though I wouldn't count on getting many votes from the women authors, heh heh.
Fun to read
To be blunt: I like it. Lotta takes on the godawful OS today. 555
Ouch, sounds painful! Good job on this overplayed OS. 555
Ha-ha! It seems Cupid is an ANGRY god, who demands sacrifice.
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