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Song Parodies -> "They're Edible"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"They're Edible"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
The lyrics in parentheses would be sung by my wife, Nicole.
[intro]
I am a stallion
"Night life is stagnant
And growing cold
He needed help there"
(or so I'm told)
I bought undies at the bookstore
And showed 'em to my sweet wife
She said "Oh hell no! - sleep in *that*?"
Please, give them a try
They're edible!
"They're edible?"
They're edible, and blue!
With fringe and lace
And she says "okay!"
But I don't know 'bout this 'food'
Is it meant to be consumed?
Still, she put it on
The sugary thong
I could tell by her face that it would
Not be long
Until we start that fire - gasping for air
From one pair of frilly feminine underwear
That's edible!
"Incredible!"
Delectable on you!
None goes to waste
'cause I love the taste
And I know just what to do
I'll continue eating through
"ooh ooh ooh ooh! ...."
So edible!
"They're edible!"
So suitable as food!
And I left me an angel
With a smile on her face
Then I got up; I was one sticky dude!
Did that session change her tune?
"No, it ended all too soon"
I am a stallion
"Night life is stagnant
And growing cold
He needed help there"
(or so I'm told)
I bought undies at the bookstore
And showed 'em to my sweet wife
She said "Oh hell no! - sleep in *that*?"
Please, give them a try
They're edible!
"They're edible?"
They're edible, and blue!
With fringe and lace
And she says "okay!"
But I don't know 'bout this 'food'
Is it meant to be consumed?
Still, she put it on
The sugary thong
I could tell by her face that it would
Not be long
Until we start that fire - gasping for air
From one pair of frilly feminine underwear
That's edible!
"Incredible!"
Delectable on you!
None goes to waste
'cause I love the taste
And I know just what to do
I'll continue eating through
"ooh ooh ooh ooh! ...."
So edible!
"They're edible!"
So suitable as food!
And I left me an angel
With a smile on her face
Then I got up; I was one sticky dude!
Did that session change her tune?
"No, it ended all too soon"
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher
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Or, as Bowser and Blue would say:
Well, the moral of this story, like a jewel it is gleamin'
But you won't find it in a glass of warm...
Milk or tea, 'cause it will not fit,
And you probably already think I am full of...
Vague innuendos, and double-meanin' rhymes,
But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your...
Polka-dot undies!
Your polka-dot undies!
Yeah, your edible undies!
Your polka-dot undies!
This "hit" single of Blunt's, by the way, does a lot the same thing to me that "Horse With No Name" does to you. I'm hoping Mr. One-hit-blunder's "music" quickly fades away. At least it's good fodder for a parody, though, huh?
Well, the moral of this story, like a jewel it is gleamin'
But you won't find it in a glass of warm...
Milk or tea, 'cause it will not fit,
And you probably already think I am full of...
Vague innuendos, and double-meanin' rhymes,
But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your...
Polka-dot undies!
Your polka-dot undies!
Yeah, your edible undies!
Your polka-dot undies!
This "hit" single of Blunt's, by the way, does a lot the same thing to me that "Horse With No Name" does to you. I'm hoping Mr. One-hit-blunder's "music" quickly fades away. At least it's good fodder for a parody, though, huh?
Now THAT's whatcha call tearing off a good one!
Ahhh... The ode the the incrediable, edible thong!!!!
I'll have mine in the breakfast nooky. 555
5s, dude, 5s.
That's a great parody :D Nice visual, hehe! 555 all the way! :D
So you've got an Edible Complex, huh? Though the song was delicious, I find the topic a little hard to swallow. You may have bitten off more than you can chew.
Thanks Offender, Johnny D, Matthias, John B, Step-chan, Anny, and Michael P.
Offender: Indeed, this song is good parody fodder. I really can't stand it, and should Nicole and I record this I will make every effort to make sure that I don't sound like James Blunt.
Offender: Indeed, this song is good parody fodder. I really can't stand it, and should Nicole and I record this I will make every effort to make sure that I don't sound like James Blunt.
I just saw a picture of James Blunt and Petra Nemcova together in the New York Post's "Page Six" feature -- naturally, in the Post's tradition of journalistic excellence, it was on Page 11. I guess she's over the loss of her boyfriend in the Christmas '04 tsunami. But if he starts singing to her, she may wish they were together again.
Bookstores must be different in your neighborhood. "It ended all too soon" - heh heh.
FYI, I recently wrote "You're Edible" and even used "incredible" as one of the subs. Great mimes stink alike.
FYI, I recently wrote "You're Edible" and even used "incredible" as one of the subs. Great mimes stink alike.
Belated thanks, Spaff. Bookstores have changed quite a bit in the last ten years here; a few of them now sell things that would put the average XXX store to shame.
This is aweosme! 555
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