Song Parodies -> "I'm Beautiful"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"I'm Beautiful"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I'll say it upfront: I'm not a James Blunt fan, and of all the records he's made that I hate, I hate this one the most. Which is why I enjoyed parodying it immensely. It's another one from the slighty weirder recesses of my mind I'm afraid. ;^)
If you've decided for some reason that your day hasn't been bad enough already, you can listen to the original song here..

I’m such a he-man…

I’ve got big muscles
I’m six foot four
Thought I was macho
Now I’m not sure
Alone in my girlfriend’s bedroom
Picked her clothes up off the floor
I guess you know what happened next
I loved what I saw

I’m beautiful, just beautiful
So beautiful, oh yes
I reign supreme on the rugby team
But I can’t help but confess
I look foxy in a dress

But my girl caught me
And she didn’t agree
I could see from her face
That we were history
It’s no big deal ‘cause she looked like a ho’
And as she stomped off I thought she ought to know

“I’m beautiful, just beautiful
So beautiful, it’s true.
You’ve thrown a fit, ‘cause you won’t admit
When I’m in your Jimmy Choos
I’m more beautiful than you”

**instrumental interlude for some pouting and flirting**

I’m beautiful, still beautiful
No cuter man you’ll see
Oh get me a mirror that’s the size of this room
If I could I think I would date myself
And perhaps you don’t agree
But I bet you fancy me

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AFW - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment

Wendy....as you probably know, I come from the old school, literally...so, although I know of Mr. Blunt..have not heard him..but I like the sarcasm and satire of this..

Rock'n'Roll Yank - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment

Hello Wendy. You made a beautiful parody of a very butt-ugly song. It's just one reason why pundits in this country have dubbed the 00s as the Worst Decade Ever. You can figure out some of the other factors too. Cheers.

MIKE - December 25, 2024 - Report this comment

TWANNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

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