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Song Parodies -> "Pedaphile"
Original Song Title:
"Your Beautifull"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"Pedaphile"
Parody Written by:
James Davies
The Lyrics
You always follow
The kids around
You like to hangout near the
Playground
You give them lots of nice things
Like
Sweets and beer
Sometimes I wonder if
You motives are clear
Because
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile it’s true
You wear your pants/ trousers too high
You’ve got a lazy eye
And a funny beard too
You’re a dirty pervert you
Your name is Derek
You’re a total prick
You follow the girls round then
You show them your… stamp collection
You scare them away
With the way that you walk
The way that you move and
The way that you talk
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile it’s true
p p p p p
p p p p p
p p p p p pervert
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile it’s true
Kids run a mile
From your creepy smile
You’ve got bad hair too
You’re a creepy pervert you!
There’s a lot of weird things going on inside your head
But its time to face the truth
Your locked up
cos you touched a youth
The kids around
You like to hangout near the
Playground
You give them lots of nice things
Like
Sweets and beer
Sometimes I wonder if
You motives are clear
Because
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile it’s true
You wear your pants/ trousers too high
You’ve got a lazy eye
And a funny beard too
You’re a dirty pervert you
Your name is Derek
You’re a total prick
You follow the girls round then
You show them your… stamp collection
You scare them away
With the way that you walk
The way that you move and
The way that you talk
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile it’s true
p p p p p
p p p p p
p p p p p pervert
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile it’s true
Kids run a mile
From your creepy smile
You’ve got bad hair too
You’re a creepy pervert you!
There’s a lot of weird things going on inside your head
But its time to face the truth
Your locked up
cos you touched a youth
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