Song Parodies -> "She's Beachable"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

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Original Performer:

"She's Beachable"

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The Lyrics

Saw the Seinfeld episode where George tries to save a beached whale, and thought of my ex wife:-)

My wife's repugnant

My wife's repugnant
When I proposed
She quit the circus
The freak show closed

I smiled at pics of her childhood
Mom swung from the fam'ly tree
I don't know who would sleep with that
Ex-cept of course me

She's beachable
She's beachable
Un-breachable when nude
[If] You see her face
Spray YOURSELF with mace
So the image ain't imbued
'Cause If it sinks in you're screwed

Yes, the blind men wail
When she's felt in braille
Last year she was the poster girl for
Save The Whales

In the next war she'll be dropped on Japan
Red Cross wants her pregnant so she'll breast feed Sudan

She's beachable
She's beachable
Un-reachable her shoes
You saw her face
Had your eyes replaced
The electro-shock helped too
But it's Cuckoos Nest for you

Bzz bzz bzz bzzz...
bzz bzz bzz bzzz...
bzz bzz bzz bzz bzzzz

She's beachable
She's beachable
Unspeakable tatoos
She saves jars of 'mayo' from the zits on her face
And I threw up last time her cud was chewed

Now I hope this ain't uncouth
But it's time to brush her tooth

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Matthias - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Yet another parodist taking a hit off of the Blunt

Jack Wilson - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment

As someone who HATES the OS and has parodied it 4 times, this was AWESOME, I thought this was gonna be about a really hto girl when I saw the title but nope, still it was hilarious

John Barry - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment

To say this is superior to the OS would be a whale of an understatement!

alvin - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment

what a scream...especially the poster girl part

2Eagle - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Well, I parodied this song five times and I think you outdid me. Tons of fives.

AFW - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment

I regurgitated a couple times, but I loved this..top of the marks to ya'

Debstonecat - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Evil, mean, wicked, bad, and nasty. I LOVE it!

Dee Range - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Matthias, thanks...I believe I was the last guy here who had not spoffed this one. Jack, thank, glad you liked it. John Barry, the OS IS beyond bad...William Hong-worthy 2Eagle, gracias...I'll try to check yours out. Alvin...scream is what the OS makes me want to do lol. AFW....not to worry, I threw up twice listening to the OS. Debstonecat...I can see you don't know my ex LOL...thanks.

Peregrin - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment

Crikey Dee ! Next time, don't hold back :) ;-p

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