I hit my alarm clock each morning at nine
Everyday I'm late
I'm always running one block behind...
At least when it comes to the bus
I stand in the line to buy you your coffee
Your constant paging me driving us all up a wall
I hope I get you coffee cake that's stale

And I haven't even sorted your mail
You're just such a d*ke
And I'm so tired
Come on look me in my bloodshot eyes
You might just get inspired
Your voice is so high
And I'm so fired
Uhh, don't look me in my bloodshot eyes
I didn't mean that...

I sit in your office from midnight 'till four
Or at least that amount of time
Picturing YOU getting bored
My vision is turning bright red, red
I might read your mail
Labeled "To the Boss ;0"
And reroute it to your house
So your wife knows what it said
In fact, I think I'LL share her bed!

And I still don't have your dang mail read
The pile's so high
And I'm so mired
Come on look me in my bloodshot eyes
I'll set your pants on fire
Don't make me call that other guy
So he gets hired
Come on look up at the bloodshot sky
Ha, I tricked you, now I'm the liar
Why don't you retire?
You are such a...

I wait in lobbies
While the Feds come in
I see no parole
'Cause sweet revenge is all there is
And I wait
And I wait

No more time to bide
And you're not getting guy-er
Come on look me in my bloodshot eyes
I swear I'll get myself fired
I'll get you high
Tied up with wires
Come on look up at the bloodshot sky
With my non-cubicled desires
And your mom has teeth like pliers
Your position is dire
Meet Lightning and Fire
I named my fists...
Okay, I'll aim higher