BEEEEAAAAST-AH!

There's a Disney film I know
About a nerdalicious babe named Belle.
Who had an inventor for a dad
And a best friend who was a beast

The Beast
I preferred Gaston.
The Beast.
Gaston had his own theme song.
The Beast
He’s a loser, they all hated him.
Because he don’t belong.

Had to find a way to save poor Belle
From that really annoying ugly Beast
And his stupid monstrously weakling ways.
I forget the rest. Okay, I have to admit I didn't see the end.
'Cause I find that the end lacked style.
Which didn’t go well at all with me.
And also I don’t like that stupid Beast.

The Beast
Belle and The Beast? That’s just plain wrong!
The Beast
Belle should have picked Gaston.
The Beast
Everybody smell like that pong, it’s the beast.
'Cause he does not belong”

[ the band slows down for a minute ]

Me: Alright, this is where the song gets really exciting, so listen up.

[ the band pop right back into action again ]

Me: [ singing ]
"I laughed at The Beast and his ugliness
And then I looked at Gaston and I thought
That how incredibly cool and awesome he was.
And that film was a total hit.
Then I looked right at Belle
And said, "Belle, reading those books has got to STOP!”
And then I critsized her for dating that really really ugly beast.
I then later told her she should have chosen that cool Gaston.

Beauty and The Beast!
One of the best disney films at least!
Beauty And The Beast!
Belle, Beast and Gaston!
Beauty And The Beast!
Yes, I wrote this song!
So do yourself a favor
Please clap along
Everybody now
Clap with me
But do not sing
The singing's my job
You'll only mess up the song, trust me.

1, 2, 3 - That Beast!
He’s a really ugly thing!
That Beast
He’s really really wimpy
That Beast!
He has not got his own song.
He smells like a really, ugly, smelly, loser, disgusting half gorilla.
He looks like that monster Michael Jackson turned into in Thriller.
And after I saw the movie
I thought Gaston looked really groovy!
And a rooby dooby da ba do ba ba bo oh
Beauty And The Beast!