My feet and hands are freezing
and I think that I may have caught the flu
A cold has got me sneezing
My cheeks are cold and roosie, but I'm blue
While some say how they love the pretty snow
I wouldn't mind if it'd go

It's not the season for me
I should move to Hawaii
This season can destroy my mood
Cold ice storms make me rude

My heat's set at eighty-two
I wear three undershirts most every day
and every forest I go to
Seems that the cold chased all the birds away
It's getting kinda hard to feel my ears
and then I can barely steer

I hate this season you see
The frost always kills the trees
The winter can be very cruel
And I ah-ah ACHOOOO!

and my lips are chapped too

My nose has changed two hues

and they've closed up the zoo

It's too cold to go surfing
I obviously can't go in the pool
and now they have to come re-plow my road
My water pipes may explode

There's just one good thing you see
It's the season for hockey
But frankly I'd give up that too
To get the season through

Can't wait 'til this season goes
So I can see the green grass grow
Oh wait that means I have to mow
Never mind, keep it cold