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Song Parodies -> "You Gotta Touch My Monkey Balls"
Original Song Title:
"Two Timing Touch and Broken Bones"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Hives
Parody Song Title:
"You Gotta Touch My Monkey Balls"
Parody Written by:
The Masked Potato
The Lyrics
I was stoned out of my mind.
I've gone crazy, eatin' babies.
Not good for the resume, this I know.
Carb-free diet.
Doesn't make any sense to me.
I like to jump over waterfalls.
I'm gonna ask you to touch my monkey balls.
Hope it don't get weird, so if does, you gotta know it's not my fault.
You Gotta Touch My Monkey Balls [x4]
Bad decision, get out my kitchen.
You will listen, to what I say.
I'm gonna eat you,
Wait, I take that back.
I poke the eyes out of all my dolls.
I'm gonna ask you to touch my monkey balls.
Hope it don't get weird, so if does, you gotta know it's not my fault.
You Gotta Touch My Monkey Balls [x8]
Not good for the resume, this I know.
Carb-free diet.
Doesn't make any sense to me.
I like to jump over waterfalls.
I'm gonna ask you to touch my monkey balls.
Hope it don't get weird, so if does, you gotta know it's not my fault.
You Gotta Touch My Monkey Balls [x4]
Bad decision, get out my kitchen.
You will listen, to what I say.
I'm gonna eat you,
Wait, I take that back.
I poke the eyes out of all my dolls.
I'm gonna ask you to touch my monkey balls.
Hope it don't get weird, so if does, you gotta know it's not my fault.
You Gotta Touch My Monkey Balls [x8]
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