My new girl don't want me to eat meat
'cause she's a vegan and thinks that I should be
I gave in 'cause she's so sexy
but after the lovin' I am so hungry
Oh oh oh...
I told myself I won't miss it
but I remember (oh oh oh)
what it feels like to eat it

I really miss porkchops in my face
and the way fried chicken would taste
and I wish that she knew this
there is nothing better than meat

I cried today when I found it
I thought was lost, a coupon for a free McRib
A favorite memory when I was a boy
that time at the store, I shoplifted two sirloins
Oh oh oh...
I told myself I won't miss it
but I remember (oh oh oh)
what it feels like to eat it

I really miss corndogs in my face
and the way cheeseburgers would taste
and I wish that she knew this
there is nothing better than meat

Well, I can't eat anymore tofu
so, I guess I will just say it's over
'cause I need some meat
I think I'll head on down to Quizno's
and just find myself a real woman, yo
'cause that's what they need
weeeeeeeee!!

I really miss prime rib in my face
and the way that sausage would taste
and I wish that she knew this
there is nothing better than meat

I really miss bacon in my face
and the way beef wellington tatstes
and I wish that she knew this
there is nothing better than meat
And just salad, can't eat it
there is nothing better than meat
And squash muffins, can't eat 'em
there is nothing better than meat
Oh, and wheatgerm, can't eat it
there is nothing better than meat
Now, her tuna, can't eat it...