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Song Parodies -> "Bleeding From A Stone"
Original Song Title:
"Loaded And Alone"
Original Performer:
Hinder
Parody Song Title:
"Bleeding From A Stone"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
A YouTube version of the original song can (at least currently) be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGGBoCd5m_g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGGBoCd5m_g
Just a bit - down the road
Inadvertently picked up a stone
With a nib - maybe two
It found home as it flipped in my shoe
Been getting maimed, maimed, maimed
Didn't bring a band aid kit
It's pain, pain, pain
Heel skin I now miss a bit
'Tis full stride bane
I'm not gonna run for days now
It's not funny - when I'm off the track
As stoner - cos I didn't knew jack
When it carved through skin and socks
And adhesives was left back home
I'm bleeding from a stone
Bleeding from a stone
So I limped - back at home
When a mongrel took aim at my jewels
A small dog - that noone had groomed
And the mutt got away with it too
Been getting maimed, maimed, maimed
Didn't bring a band aid kit
'Tis pain, pain, pain
Foreskin I now miss and bits
It's full thrust bane
I move as smooth as doggystyled cows
It's not funny - when chihuawas attack
I feel small - and the rest's a dogsnack
Cos it bit through skin and jock
And my raising form left my bone(s)
I'm bleeding from a stone
Repeat various loose parts down the song's final stretch
Inadvertently picked up a stone
With a nib - maybe two
It found home as it flipped in my shoe
Been getting maimed, maimed, maimed
Didn't bring a band aid kit
It's pain, pain, pain
Heel skin I now miss a bit
'Tis full stride bane
I'm not gonna run for days now
It's not funny - when I'm off the track
As stoner - cos I didn't knew jack
When it carved through skin and socks
And adhesives was left back home
I'm bleeding from a stone
Bleeding from a stone
So I limped - back at home
When a mongrel took aim at my jewels
A small dog - that noone had groomed
And the mutt got away with it too
Been getting maimed, maimed, maimed
Didn't bring a band aid kit
'Tis pain, pain, pain
Foreskin I now miss and bits
It's full thrust bane
I move as smooth as doggystyled cows
It's not funny - when chihuawas attack
I feel small - and the rest's a dogsnack
Cos it bit through skin and jock
And my raising form left my bone(s)
I'm bleeding from a stone
Repeat various loose parts down the song's final stretch
© Peter Andersson.
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"Foreskin I now miss and bits" Lol.
Funny parody, DKTOS, but 555 Bandaids for you!
Funny parody, DKTOS, but 555 Bandaids for you!
Painful. Here's hoping John Wayne Bobbit surgery can help. 5's all around.
SOTM: Not bad, 555 for the multiple surguries you'll need...lol
SOTM - Hope fives take the pain away..
(SOTM) DKTOS, but it, umm, rocks! Haven't heard much from Hinder in ages, sort of forgot about them. Your lyrics synch up perfectly to the original. And your parody title sounds better than the original title! 555
Wow... Hinder actually has GOOD songs?!?! The only song I knew by them before I heard this one was "Lips of an Angel" which sucks worse than a canine chomping down on your undercarriage.
(SOTM) Damn, hole in your foot and a wang-chomping dog? Not your best day, I think. 555 for you!
SOTM...ooooh...lots of wincing in this one, K1...hoping these aren't true experiences. =) And Matty...I like "Lips of an Angel!"
Reminds me of a personal issue with rocks in the shoes, you missed a couple of internal rhymes, but overall pretty good. (funny/stoner don't rhyme, funny/small don't rhyme) but nothing too big. . .fun OS to parody too
SOTM...The Agony Of Defeat. I don't know the original Hinder song, but the title sounds like it could be pretty funny itself. But not as funny as a chihuaua hanging from your jock with it's jaws while you try to fling it off
I guess that's one way to get blood out of a stone... been there, done that, got the bloody sock.
DKTOS until I heard it just now - like others, I hope this wasn't autobiographical. Nice, uh, imagery with the dog and all. :-D
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