-> "Girl Can Suck"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Girl Can Rock"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Girl Can Suck"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Ready for the big time, Disney got me there
They got me a record deal, they styled up my hair
I get it so easy, don't even have to sing
Some days I don't get it, since I can't do a thing
I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you bitch?
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
Standin' in the spotlight, workin' up a sweat
What the hell are lyrics? Dammit I forget
Guys just wait, when I'm a few more years old
I'll be the model in the Playboy Centerfold
I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you bitch?
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
The girl can suck, I am loopy, don't be my groupie
I ain't singing at all
I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you bitch?
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
I should just give it up, I'll never live it up
I have a pretty face, but the rest is luck
Make an easy buck...the girl can suck
Yeah, suck!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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