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Song Parodies -> "Our Tits Are Real"
Original Song Title:
"Our Lips Are Sealed"
Original Performer:
Haylie & Hilary Duff
Parody Song Title:
"Our Tits Are Real"
Parody Written by:
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
The Lyrics
Can you hear them
They holler to us
Their hungry eyes
That's no surprise
Can you see them
Come on and feel them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal
CHORUS
It doesn't matter what you say
We've had no plastic surgery
Hey hey hey
Our tits are real
There's a sex game
Which we must use
In our defense seduction
Because it's you
We want to seduce
Look up from your other girls
Cause I'm like a precious pearl
CHORUS
Pay no mind to what you say
We've had no plastic surgery
Our tits are real
Hush my darlings
Don't you cry
If you want some
Have some of mine
Can you hear them
They holler to us
CHORUS
Pay no mind to what you say
We've had no plastic surgery
Our tits are real
They holler to us
Their hungry eyes
That's no surprise
Can you see them
Come on and feel them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal
CHORUS
It doesn't matter what you say
We've had no plastic surgery
Hey hey hey
Our tits are real
There's a sex game
Which we must use
In our defense seduction
Because it's you
We want to seduce
Look up from your other girls
Cause I'm like a precious pearl
CHORUS
Pay no mind to what you say
We've had no plastic surgery
Our tits are real
Hush my darlings
Don't you cry
If you want some
Have some of mine
Can you hear them
They holler to us
CHORUS
Pay no mind to what you say
We've had no plastic surgery
Our tits are real
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Very good!
Boobies!
My name is Hugh Hefner, and I approve this parody.
Funny!! 555...=)
moo
That was ta-ta-rrefic! 555
The underage subjects make feel icky commenting on this, but I had to because the title sub is fantastic.
This isn't by Merry & Pippin?
I thought the lyrics were uncalled for, and I disagree with Spaff.com. It isn't just underage subjects, who wouldn't appreciate this.
I thought the lyrics were uncalled for, and I disagree with Spaff.com. It isn't just underage subjects, who wouldn't appreciate this.
I thought the lyrics were uncalled for, and I disagree with Spaff.com. It isn't just underage subjects, who wouldn't appreciate this.
That was a very immature parody.
My tits r real!
My sistur doesn't know how two spell her name corrrectly.
Is something wrong with your mind? You were probably on crack when you thought up of that parody.
I so agree with what you typed.
what do you mean by "was a very immature parody"? it is one. even though i'm glad that you're against this song like i am, you came off being a hypocrite to me in that you complained about this song being immature when your username sounds immature to me. well, i have some advice for you: if you don't want anyone being immature, then don't be that way either.
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