I've got some weird powers
That I'm affraid to use
What did I do to deserve this?
Is this just a nightmare?
I can't imagine going into the ocean,
Someone get me free!

'Cause I'm a really freaky girl
I'm so ugly,my face will make you hurl
I've got a tail
Won't you just get me outta here?

'Cause I'm a really freaky girl
I'm so ugly,my face will make you hurl
I've got a tail,you can just watch my bikini whirl
Really freaky girl

I can't handle these stupid fish scales
People call me a freak
Watch out,don't get eaten by whales
I'm just a flat chested computer geek
Please,get me outta this nightmare
What on Earth's a girl to do?
Find the cure for this,Lewis,or I'll kill you!

'Cause I'm a really freaky girl
I'm so ugly,my face will make you hurl
I've got a tail
Won't you just get me outta here?

'Cause I'm a really freaky girl
I'm so ugly,my face will make you hurl
I've got a tail,you can just watch my bikini whirl
Really freaky girl

This thing is so freakin' annoying
It just wanna makes me die
This stupid song is almost over
Just change the channel now!

'Cause I'm a really freaky girl
I'm so ugly,my face will make you hurl
I've got a tail
Won't you just get me outta here?

'Cause I'm a really freaky girl
I'm so ugly,my face will make you hurl
I've got a tail,you can just watch my bikini whirl
Really freaky girl