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Song Parodies -> "Crack Whore"
Original Song Title:
"Rich Girl"
Original Performer:
Gwen Stefani featuring Eve
Parody Song Title:
"Crack Whore"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
DKTOS? No big loss. Mostly accurate lyrics are here. For the satire impaired, I do not endorse using crack nor suggest that Gwen really does crack.
Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rocks - ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rocks
Ra ra ra ra .... (x2)
If I was a crack whore (ra ra ...)
See, I'd spend all my money (and all yours)
Smoke the rocks and get some more...
All men could have me - and span me
My crack flow would never ever end
Do anyone for money that's for sure
If I was a skanky whore....
Think... what that habit would bring
I'd... do anything!
Stay... out late turning tricks ooh!
Any alley in the town
Ho! - would suggest that I'm good
I'd s*****w 12 inches if I could
Please I just need crack! -
- So you've got a spouse? she's not around!
I'm your toothless lady - I gum anything!
Just three dollar baby! - bling that you need to bring
Don't need raincoats baby - I've got ev'rything!
Give me another baby
'cause welfare is better than gold - this I know
If I was a crack whore (ra ra ...)
See, I'd spend all my money (and all yours)
Smoke the rocks and get some more...
All men could have me - and span me
My crack flow would never ever end
Do anyone for money that's for sure
If I was a desp'rit whore....
I'm 94 very sexy pounds, too! (uh huh)
I'm wiry, really dumb - perfect for you!
Me love you long time - 5 minute lays (yeah!)
Mixed baking soda cocaine
Smokin' rocks is on this ho's brain!
I'm your toothless lady - I gum anything!
Just three dollar baby! - bling that you need to bring
Don't need raincoats baby - I've got ev'rything!
Give me another baby
'cause welfare is better than gold - this I know
[Eve]:
Come together all over the world
Take a hit from the pipe, crack-addicted girls
What? - your one love
What? - smoke it up
What? - (nothing matters 4x) what
Dumb forever all over the world
Take a hit from the pipe, crack-addicted girls
Rock - your one love
Rock - smoke it up
Bought - (yet another 4x)
What happened to these lives
Turned inside out?
Rocks just blew their minds (zing!)
You can't put it down
(Ho-riginal - crack that stings mmm!)
You know you can't try these things (no)
But Stefani understands
Once 'rocked', regrets it
People you know crack is bad
It's sad, for a while was wicked
Don't think you can try it once
She went all the way to the bottom from the top
Now she ain't gettin' nothing but f*****
If I was a crack whore (ra ra ...)
See, I'd spend all my money (and all yours)
Smoke the rocks and get some more...
All men could have me - and span me
My crack flow would never ever end
Do anyone for money that's for sure
If I was a desp'rit whore....
Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rocks - ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rocks
Ra ra ra ra .... (x3)
Ra ra ra ra .... (x2)
If I was a crack whore (ra ra ...)
See, I'd spend all my money (and all yours)
Smoke the rocks and get some more...
All men could have me - and span me
My crack flow would never ever end
Do anyone for money that's for sure
If I was a skanky whore....
Think... what that habit would bring
I'd... do anything!
Stay... out late turning tricks ooh!
Any alley in the town
Ho! - would suggest that I'm good
I'd s*****w 12 inches if I could
Please I just need crack! -
- So you've got a spouse? she's not around!
I'm your toothless lady - I gum anything!
Just three dollar baby! - bling that you need to bring
Don't need raincoats baby - I've got ev'rything!
Give me another baby
'cause welfare is better than gold - this I know
If I was a crack whore (ra ra ...)
See, I'd spend all my money (and all yours)
Smoke the rocks and get some more...
All men could have me - and span me
My crack flow would never ever end
Do anyone for money that's for sure
If I was a desp'rit whore....
I'm 94 very sexy pounds, too! (uh huh)
I'm wiry, really dumb - perfect for you!
Me love you long time - 5 minute lays (yeah!)
Mixed baking soda cocaine
Smokin' rocks is on this ho's brain!
I'm your toothless lady - I gum anything!
Just three dollar baby! - bling that you need to bring
Don't need raincoats baby - I've got ev'rything!
Give me another baby
'cause welfare is better than gold - this I know
[Eve]:
Come together all over the world
Take a hit from the pipe, crack-addicted girls
What? - your one love
What? - smoke it up
What? - (nothing matters 4x) what
Dumb forever all over the world
Take a hit from the pipe, crack-addicted girls
Rock - your one love
Rock - smoke it up
Bought - (yet another 4x)
What happened to these lives
Turned inside out?
Rocks just blew their minds (zing!)
You can't put it down
(Ho-riginal - crack that stings mmm!)
You know you can't try these things (no)
But Stefani understands
Once 'rocked', regrets it
People you know crack is bad
It's sad, for a while was wicked
Don't think you can try it once
She went all the way to the bottom from the top
Now she ain't gettin' nothing but f*****
If I was a crack whore (ra ra ...)
See, I'd spend all my money (and all yours)
Smoke the rocks and get some more...
All men could have me - and span me
My crack flow would never ever end
Do anyone for money that's for sure
If I was a desp'rit whore....
Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rocks - ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rocks
Ra ra ra ra .... (x3)
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher
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A pretty dark play. I don't know the original, but I'll go and check a music site later to see if the OS is downloadable.
Oh, I forgot, please check your PMs as soon as you can, I left you two yesterday and I need a response back to something I asked.
DKTOS, but 5's for hard-hitting, etc.
Tried to download it, but it wouldn't work. I voted 555(that's what I was gonna do, I just wanted to hear the song as well, I trust your pacing, you've done alot more songs than I have).
What Adagio said; but Jack, not even an acknowledgement of Airfarcewon's "Heartbreak Ho Gal" yesterday, on the same topic?
Thanks Step-chan, Pat and TT - I didn't see that parody yesterday, but I'll check it out when I get home from work.
well you've wiped the floor with Gwen here, jack - DKTOS, but a fiery read!! - 555
Also what Adagio said.
Good song (yet I'm very glad that neither Gwen or Eve wish they were such thing)555
Also what Adagio said. 555
Thanks Stu, John, Joel, and Rick C. Stu - I didn't intend to wipe the floor (spot mop maybe) with Gwen, it just happened that way.
DKTOS. Has Gwen done a take on "If I was a rich man"? If so I'm sure it's awful, but I imagined your words sung by Whitney Houston and it all made sense. :-)
Yes Peter, her song is a take on "If I Was A Rich Man". Yeah, it is bad, but not as bad as "Hollaback Girl", which is on the same CD. Maybe a Whitney roast is in order: "The Biggest Rock of All" to "The Greatest Love of All"? Hmm... maybe.....
I was laughing my A** off! Lol Do more!
5-Minute lays, Sir ! ? ? ? . . . at $3/per, that 's only .60c a minute ? ? ? . . Oh Please , L'Ant Rouge ! !
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