Song Parodies -> "Whatcha 'bating To?"

Original Song Title:

"What You Waiting For?"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Whatcha 'bating To?"

Parody Written by:

Victor Cary / Spencer T

The Lyrics

Someone was apparently inspired by my earlier parody of this song, "What I'm 'Bating To", and wrote his little version. Then I edited his to make it a bit better and this is the result. Please keep in mind this contains crude humor, and if you're easily offended, you might want to leave now.

What an amazing thing,
Google was for me,
All of the joys it brings,
What's it done to me?

Fap fap, fap fap,
Fap fap, fap fap,
Fap fap, fap fap,
Fap fap, fap fap,
La, la, la, la, la, la, la

Boot up my computer, click on Google.com,
Check my favorite website, look for any new hot pics,
Says "You must be 18 or older"
Pay the price to see all the hot girls on the site,
Who really cares? Cause it's sexy, I really know it will be great!
(Unless it's filmed by R. Kelly)

(Oh! Oh! Oh!)

Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating to?

Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha ' bating
Whatcha ' bating to?

Flip Flop, Flip Flop.
Flip Flop, Flip Flop!

(Take a chance, you porno ho!)

Liking what I see, I decide to film my own!
I know it's big enough, now I just need a hot actress!
Can I film it with Paris Hilton?
My fantasies have gotten really outta hand!
My mind is so messed up, but I now can so clearly see!
(Life is full of porn and lust)

(Oh! Oh, oh!)

Uh Uh!
Uh Uh!
Uh Uh!

Look at my comp now!
I see these super hot pornstars!
I need to pay thirty dollars!
If I want to see more!

Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating to?

Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating to?

I can't wait go
Back onto my net,
Get me lots of porn pictures!
There are so many pics!
And you Harajuku girls!
Damn you got some wicked breasts!

GO!!

Look at my comp now.
I see these super hot pornstars.
I need to pay thirty dollars
If I want to see more!

Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating to?

Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating
Whatcha 'bating to?

Take a chance you Porno Ho!
Take a chance you Porno Ho!
Take a chance you Porno Ho!
Take a chance you Porno Ho!

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