I drop a stinky load
the only one that makes my butt explode
don't know where it goes
in my toilet bowl I drop a load

I drop a stinky load
deep inside my colon it has grown
use 1 Charmin roll
when I wipe my load, my stinky load
I drop a laod, I drop a load
I drop a load, I drop a

watch out it smells 10 yards clear down the hallway
watch out it stinks the bathroom up for 10 days
watch out it leaves another skid mark display
watch out it overflows

I drop a stinky load
the only one my pants can barely hold
grains of corn it shows
in my toilet bowl I drop a load

I feel my hemorrhoids ache
when I'm constipated prune juice I drank
straining noise I make
when I drop a load, I drop a load
I drop a load, I drop a

watch out it smells 10 yards clear down the hallway
watch out it's exiting my Hershey Highway
watch out it leaves another skid mark display
watch out it overflows

ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

watch out it smells 10 yards clear down the hallway
watch out it stinks the bathroom up for 10 days
watch out it leaves another skid mark display
watch out it

I drop a stinky load
the only one that makes my butt explode

watch out it smells 10 yards clear down the hallway
watch out it's exiting my Hershey Highway
watch out it leaves another skid mark display
watch out it overflows!