Song Parodies -> "Amphibian Miscreant"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

"Amphibian Miscreant"

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The Lyrics

Welcome back to the Amiright Reunion Part 2! This time... Green Green Day Day just in time for Saint Patrick's Day! (This one is a tribute to "The Shape of Water")

They're gonna beat that Amphibian Miscreant
Some strange mutation pulled out of the Amazon
Elisa picked a newt not a leprechaun
With a mythical beast f*ck like Bella Swan

They took the grand prize of Best Picture
BioShock's tossed into this mixtuuuure
Where fishy flings are all put up on displaaaaay
New twist on wet dreams aren't bizarro
Studs don't need thumbs with our Del Toroooo
Pacific Rim-Job's unglued!

You're going straight to Hell, Boy, Abe Sapien
Film that you heart has damaged my cranium
Shown on Three Billboards this sick terrarium
Prudes screamed "Get Out!" of this crazed auditorium

Free this frog when time for dissection
Cookies tossed when mentioned erections
They're gonna swing with Kermit and Miss Piggyyyyy
Make her bathroom stream with H2O
They'll make sweet love while snobs yell "Hell Nooooooo!"
In that apartment bayou

-[Guitar Solo... Played by the Amphibian Man]-

Rolled in the sheets with Amphibian Deviants
Flirtation of a mute and Crazy Frog
Science lab's insane since it seems so wrong
Rode his tadpole then gets fancy and sings a song

Call Me By Your Name of Demented
Lady Bird? A Man Toad's more splendid
Our Darkest Hour is watching their foreplaaaaay
She just wrecked the mood playing Frogger
Now their date's done she hopped that hopper
Next Mr. Toad will be screwed

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Stuart McArthur - March 16, 2018 - Report this comment

I think you got them all in except for Dunkirk, Matty, which prob should’ve beaten it on the big day. Lots of clever refs to the film - that H2O bathroom was s highlight, that ballroom song a lowlight. Great idea your Green Day Green. 555

Matthias - March 16, 2018 - Report this comment

Leaving out Dunkirk was intentional. I hated that movie

CML - March 16, 2018 - Report this comment

Dont follow Green day at all, Matty, but I can tell this is an Amiright HOF submission. And yet the best I can do is give it Fivers ......... I can see why someone might not like Dunkirk, but I thought it had one of the greatest "Oh Sh*t!" moments in cinematic history -- when the German bomber crashes into that oil slick at the end

JAB - March 16, 2018 - Report this comment

Title o' the day!

Peter Andersson - March 16, 2018 - Report this comment

Haven't seen the movie - and now that I've learned here that is has a "Pacific Rim-Job" I don't think I'll ever dare - sounds too much like something that would make Harvey Weinstein wet.

Matthias - March 16, 2018 - Report this comment

Pacific Rim-Job was a take on the movie Pacific Rim which was another one of the director’s movies just like Hellboy

Peregrin - March 16, 2018 - Report this comment

I will happily admit to be a tad confused when listening and reading along, initially seemed to be a bunch of disjointed thoughts. Didn't help that the only movie referenced that I have seen is Billboards. Armed with my newly-found knowledge (in part, based on the comments above) I re-read, and then it made a lot more sense! I also thought the same as Peter Andersson re the rim-job line: "Hello, what's going on here???" :)

Kristof Robertson - March 17, 2018 - Report this comment

Pacific Rim-job? Ha! This was excellent, Matty..full of double-entendre and great play. I still haven't seen the movie...must fix that. 556

Claude Prez - March 17, 2018 - Report this comment

Haven't seen the movie either....is there a car chase scene I can Youtube? Seriously, didn't get most of it but more kudos on that Pacific Rim Job line at least. Well done

Jeff Reuben - March 17, 2018 - Report this comment

I really need to see this movie. Some great lines and puns, the word play in here is excellent.

TJC - March 17, 2018 - Report this comment

Love it!

Agrimorfee - March 17, 2018 - Report this comment

Weird how it was just as much about the Oscar race as the movie itself, fortunately spoiler-free. Very creative job, Matthias!

Spaff.com - March 24, 2018 - Report this comment

Gotta see this flick. Love how you worked in the titles of the other Best Picture nominees. Like, you know, "Kermit and Miss Piggyyyyy." Bonus points for rhyming "splendid" with "demented." Two great tastes that go great together!

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