[MEGATRON is relaxing in his quarters. He's reading a copy of Playbot
magazine whilst throwing darts. The dartboard has STARSCREAM's face
on it. Suddenly he hears a noise outside! It sounds like music. And
MEGATRON wonders, "What the slag is going on?" He looks outside...
and sees his entire army marching towards him iwth a banner saying
'Megatron Sux!'. And they're singing a little anthem...]

[Cue music]

STARSCREAM:
You! Are!
SLAG!

SHRAPNEL:
Megatron, now your time has come
We have all realised that you are scum (Scum!)
So dumb
Cannot lead the Decepticons

ASTROTRAIN:
See we are all against you now
'Cause we hate you, you are a bossy cow
And how
To you we will never, ever bow

STARSCREAM:
You have no allies, you have not a little clan
Now you can't stop me in my unfolding plan
to overtake!

CONSTRUCTICONS:
You used us for our combined strength
Now our patience has fin'lly reached its length (Die!)
Immense
You're on the end of our offense

SHOCKWAVE:
I was stranded on Cybertron (but still)
I came here, I've hated you for so long (And!)
So now
I come to prove you're not so strong

STARSCREAM:
Ev'ryone is against you, you'll never lead again
Now all my compadres will kill you and then
We'll overtake!

(Die!)

[Guitar solo by SUNSTORM. MEGATROn has no idea why they bothered to put
one in - how the hell the drums are moving is beyond anyone - but he's
too shocked to mull it over]

(You're! Gone!)

The representative called Soundwave takes the floor

SOUNDWAVE:
Starscream's plans have always seemed to fail
That's because we were on your side
But now that we do not fight for you
There's no-one you can save your hide
You may have your fusion cannon
But you can't take all of us
Rumble, Lazerbeak, Ravage, Frenzy
Eject and kick Megatron's arse!
Now you, will no longer lead us to death!

STARSCREAM:
Thanks Soundwave, for that little speech, it was quite nice
Where was I? That's right, it's time for, you to die

Megatron, what a pity, it's your end for sure
You do not deserve to lead us anymore

Stand still so I can overtake!

[STARSCREAM fires his null ray at MEGATRON. He misses. MEGATRON fires
his fusion cannon wildly at the mass. Then all hell breaks loose as the
DECEPTICONS dogpile on top of their former leader.]