[Snicky is standing right in front of one of the big suits at Nickelodeon -- who bears a striking resemblence to Richard Vernon from The Breakfast Club. The Man is obviously baffled by this rebellious punk: Tattoos on his arms, spiky orange hair with green "slime" on top, Sepultura T-shirt, leather jacket with All That logo engraved on the back, and ripped grungy blue jeans.]

**Man**
"My name is Richard Vernon. Have a seat, Mr. ... Snicky."

[Snicky sits down in the chair in front of Mr. Vernon.]

**Richard Vernon**
"So, what are you doing here, barging in like a crazed maniac, singing that... moronic.... rock and roll song?"

**Snicky**
[Long pause] "I want my youth back."

**Vernon**
"What exactly do you... mean by that, you want your youth back?"

[The song begins.]

Take away the sensation inside
When's the last time I saw "Kablam!"?
Why's Larry Toffler really hard to find?
No one knows Marc Summers anymore

Switch "...Declassified..." with "Roundhouse"
Or I'll send you to your hound house
Bring back shows from Roger Price
and everything will be alright
Grab your synth and pogo stick
And give me Classic Nick

Ask Ashley, Amanda Bynes
And now it exists in my dreams
The kids would say "I don't know!" and get slimed
Jimmy's better than All That now
I'll tell you this...

Drink a glass of Kenan's weakness
And please overcome your cheapness
Now I only watch Nick Gas
when everything has come to pass
Kenan & Kel should do the trick
So give me Classic Nick

(Guitar solo)

Aaaahhh Real Monsters

(Guitar solo)

It's Nick's soul that you are selling
Generation's overrated
Nick has now gone corporate
and classic shows don't make the cut
Tell poor Snicky, Nick is coming back
So give me Classic Nick

**Vernon**
"There isn't.... much we... can do for you, Mr. Snicky. Herb Scannell stepped down in January, so we need to put all Rewind release dates on hold until we get reorganized. And we don't want to launch a TV channel for all the classic shows, because we fear that nobody would ever remember them, ... let alone watch. --"

**Snicky**
"You're crazy! Check out the Internet: There are so many Classic Nick devotees and enthusiasts, you'd be shooting yourselves in the [expletive] if you didn't give these crazy, rabid, screaming fans what they have demanded for so long."

**Vernon**
"You're a punk, you know that!? Just like all the other freeloaders who conspire against Nickelodeon every year. We gave you the Nicktoons Network! We gave you Nick Gas! We gave you the Nick Rewind Collection!!! What do you WANT from us???!!!"

**Snicky**
"I want.... what Drake & Josh set out to give us--"

**Vernon**
"Do you realize what those filthy punks did to us!?*" [*See Nickelodeon Idiot 02: Kenan & Kel of Present Day] "They made a mockery of present-day Nickelodeon!! They conspired against us!!" [Long pause] [menacing tone of voice] "...And do you know what we do with f**king punks who conspire against us!!??"

**Snicky**
"You've sold out!!!"

[Snicky storms out of the room.]