my mom makes me cakes and pasteries
i don't know i think she hates me
and i know i'm making nothing out of this life they call me fat
i take what i want take what i eat
they say it's wrong but its right for me
i will sit down and watch the t.v
i know that this will make me fatter

*and if i make it through the door will i end up on the floor or will i just stand here and piss
and if i stumble to the floor i'll prolly end up in the morgue
or will i just stand here in shame
cause i'm fat and i'm ugly i wish i could play rugby
i'm going nowhere fast thats what they say
i wish i had a twinkie then i'd make a pee pee
it's me against grav-a-ty and the wind
the damn wind

i wish i had a hostess cake
to eat and stuff it in my face
and when i dream i hade one now
i drool and stare straight at the clouds
i get beat up by these punk kids
who laugh and tell me that i'm fat
but when i see them through a scope
they got nothing to sayyyy

*chorus*


the damn wind
noo the damn wind ooooooo ooooooo

i'm fat and i'm ugly i wish i could play rugby
i'm going nowhere fast thats what they say
i wish i had a twinkie then i'd make a pee pee
it's me against grav-a-ty and the wind

the damn winnndddd
the damn winnnddd
the damn winnnnnddddddd