(Intro)
Yeah, this song is dedicated to every kid who ever got spanked hard for no class
(ya know what I'm saying,this is for you)
This is for every kid who always got whooped with out his pants
(y'all know what I'm saying)
This is for anyone who ever got spanked with teak
(This is for you)
here we, here we go



(Verse 1)
Like the time in school when we poisoned lunch and the teacher wrote us up (she blew lunch)
Or we pipe bombed that convertible and set fire to the bus (pretty fly)
Like the time we filled the baseball team's jerseys with Heinz ketchup (this stuff sucks)
Like the time that girl broke up with me cuz I pissed in her teacup (trick)

(Chorus)
Spanks
Spanks

The paddlings, the paddlings, they always hang around
The paddlings, the paddlings, They tried to bring me down
The paddlings, the paddlings, I just can't get away
The paddlings, the paddlings, made me who I am today
Go

You wanna spank me now, but I won't stop now, cuz I can't stop now

(Verse 2)
Like the time mom got carpal tunnel, her hand was breaking down (his butt made me break it)
Like the time she spanked when I had to fart, I laughed so hard I bout fell down (did you just let fly?)
And that same year on Halloween, Dad went to the store (See you kids later)
He came back with a cutting board, boy was my butt sore (explenity)

(Repeat Chorus)
(Outro)
And it always seems those paddlings they break the biggest part of me
I can't sit down
I can't sit down
I can't sit down