Always see it in the trees,
Or read it in the tapestries,
Squirrels who want sympathy,
All they do is squeak and chip,
Inside the Rolling Cone,
Squeaking 'bout how hard life can be,
I'd like see them spend a week,
Living life out in the trees,
I don't think they would survive,
If they could spend a day or two walking in someone else's poo,
I think they would stumble and fall,
They would fall,
FAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL,
Lifestyles of the squirrels and the chipmunks,
They're always squeaking, always squeaking,
If acorns are such a problem,
Well they got tree houses, I think we should rob them