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Song Parodies -> "Lifestyles Of The Thick And The Brainless"
Original Song Title:
"Lifestyles Of The Rich And The Famous"
Original Performer:
Good Charlotte
Parody Song Title:
"Lifestyles Of The Thick And The Brainless"
Parody Written by:
Michael Allan
The Lyrics
Always see it on TV
Or read it in the magazines
Celebrities who want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Inside their mobile phone
Talking about how hard life can be
I'd like to see them spend a week thinking at a faster speed
I don't think they would survive
Or they could spend a day or two talking through someone else's views
I think they'd mumble or they'd stall
They would stall
Stall.....
Lifestyles of the thick and the brainless
They're always complaining
Always complaining
If puzzles are such a problem
Well, they've no solutions
Think we should solve them
Did you know if you were brainless you've no sign of life
And there's no such thing as trouble and strife
As long as you got the cash to pay for Blair
And did you know if you were caught and you were smoking smack
The Priory wouldn't even want to take you back
You could always just run for PM of U.K.
I'd like to see them spend a week thinking at a faster speed
I don't think they would survive
Or they could spend a day or two talking through someone else's views
I think they'd mumble or they'd stall
They would stall
Lifestyles of the thick and the brainless
They're always complaining
Always complaining
If puzzles are such a problem
Well, they've no solutions
Think we should solve them
They would stall
They would stall
They would stall......
Lifestyles of the thick and the brainless
They're always complaining
Always complaining
If puzzles are such a problem
They got so many problems
Think I could solve them
Lifestyles of the thick and the brainless
We'll solve your clues fast hard come on
Just stop complaining
Lifestyles of the thick and brainless
Lifestyles of the thick and brainless
Lifestyles of the thick and brainless
Or read it in the magazines
Celebrities who want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Inside their mobile phone
Talking about how hard life can be
I'd like to see them spend a week thinking at a faster speed
I don't think they would survive
Or they could spend a day or two talking through someone else's views
I think they'd mumble or they'd stall
They would stall
Stall.....
Lifestyles of the thick and the brainless
They're always complaining
Always complaining
If puzzles are such a problem
Well, they've no solutions
Think we should solve them
Did you know if you were brainless you've no sign of life
And there's no such thing as trouble and strife
As long as you got the cash to pay for Blair
And did you know if you were caught and you were smoking smack
The Priory wouldn't even want to take you back
You could always just run for PM of U.K.
I'd like to see them spend a week thinking at a faster speed
I don't think they would survive
Or they could spend a day or two talking through someone else's views
I think they'd mumble or they'd stall
They would stall
Lifestyles of the thick and the brainless
They're always complaining
Always complaining
If puzzles are such a problem
Well, they've no solutions
Think we should solve them
They would stall
They would stall
They would stall......
Lifestyles of the thick and the brainless
They're always complaining
Always complaining
If puzzles are such a problem
They got so many problems
Think I could solve them
Lifestyles of the thick and the brainless
We'll solve your clues fast hard come on
Just stop complaining
Lifestyles of the thick and brainless
Lifestyles of the thick and brainless
Lifestyles of the thick and brainless
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Great title and concept, but may I suggest changing your chorus each time as in repetitive songs like this we just end up reading the same material over and over. And there was just a little too much of the original content here. Well done, anyways. 444
I agree with Luke, but the use of all of that origional content didn't allow it to be funny for me. I know spatula and his gang are probably going to give you 555's just for this, but, 111.
Too much of the origiaal material. U could have done so much more with it, than just copy the original
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