It's a old craze, but it feels so cold
It's a good shite, that's what I'm told
But everything about poo just scares the S*** out of me
I just feel so ashamed

At my toliet , it felt more to me
Like a jail cell, a penitentiary
My time spent there only made me see

That I don't ever wanna poo
I don't wanna do number twos
I'm never going near the turds I say
And I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna

poo...don't wanna poo
What I'm sayin' is this is scatophobia
Make me want to throw up, poo, don't wanna poo

"Go to the toilet , a dunny ,or a loo,"
That's what they said to me
But I could never live the way they want
I'm gonna get by and just do my time, out of step while they all get in line
I'm just a Scatophobic


Do you really wanna poo like them, do you really wanna go to the loo like them?
Do you wanna take the laxative pill?
'Cause I don't ever wanna, no I don't ever wanna

poo...don't wanna poo
What I'm sayin' is I've got Scatophobia
Makes me want to throw up, poo, don't wanna poo

Shake it once, that's fine
Shake it twice, that's okay
Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself again


poo...don't wanna poo
What I'm sayin' is this is Scatophobia
Poo makes me want to throw up,
Y'all got to feel me, sing if you're with me,
poo, don't wanna poo (poo)
This is Scatophobia throw all your hands up,
y'all got 2 feel me, sing if you're with me
Another Scatophobia victim(Whoa-oh)
Another Scatophobia victim (Whoa-oh)
Another Scatophobia victim (Whoa-oh)
Another Scatophobia victim