Hey dude
I'm writing to you
Not to tell you that I still hate you
Just to ask you if I could borrow some bengay
And rub it on your nuts
Please don't rub it on my nuts


Are you happy out there with your gay bengay
Do you think about my nuts
And what you're gonna do to them

When you lay your head down
How do you sleep at night
All i do is wonder if my nuts will be all right

Well they're all right
They're all right


It's been a long hot road with bengay on my nuts
If i had some I'd rub it on your butt
You're burning up my nuts
Tomorrows just too much

It's not OK
But they're all right


I remember the days with bengay on my nuts
And all the times i wanted to rub it on your butt
I spent so many hours with my burning up nuts
Now I am writing just to let you know they still feel hot


The days i spent with
Burning up nuts
Were full of hate
I was so angry
The thought of bengay still burns my nuts
You'll probably take bengay to your grave

But my nuts are OK
They're OK


It's been a long hot road with bengay on my nuts
If i had some i'd rub it on your butt
You're burning up my nuts
Tomorrows just too much

It's not OK
But they're all right

I remember the days with bengay on my nuts
And all the times i wanted to rub it on your butt
Now I am wrting just to let you know they still feel hot

And sometimes I forget
But this time I'll admit
That it still burns
It still burns
Hey dude