Hey y'all, how's it goin'?
Been in the kitchen, I'm so busily cookin'
I'm gonna cook a platter of a dish that brought me fame
Mr. Bush and Mr. Heinz hang their heads down in shame

Heyyy
See I wear the Bean King Crown, yah ya dope
Every summertime I cook nearly 50 pounds
So when you get a certain craving for the musical fruit
Come on, look me up, and the more you eat you'll toot
Hey

BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS!

Mmm!
My heartbeat goes into skips
When I start anticipatin' to bring a spoonful to my lips
I hope they don't burn and that the sauce don't make a splash
Try these Boston-basked beauties, you'll has such a blast!

Heyyy
I wouldn't trade up on the way that I cook it
No, I so swear, for my style is a secret
But there is brown sugar, and mustard and cloves
For the rest you should consult the Food Network pros

BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS!

(yum yum yum yum yum yum yum...)

(whisper:) Here's the spoon, you wanna lick?
Here's the spoon, wanna lick?
So rich, and it's got such a kick
Gonna heat a platter up, gonna fill my tummy up
Gonna heat a platter up, gonna fill my tummy up...

(Gonna cook right, gonna cook right...)

The right blend, so soft and sweet
With hot dogs a special treat
I ain't wearin' my heart on my sleeve
I'm a cooler cat
Here's what I propose
Try my beans A la Mode!

Boy, these are so tasty!

Who's cooking that?...

What is that? It's Pintos!!
You know that! Hell no!
What is that? It's Pintos!!
You know that! Hell no!

Oooohhh wild!
Can these ever get tastier?
Tooo mild?
Add some black pepper...or cayenne.