Song Parodies -> "Burp (For Your Lunch)"

Original Song Title:

"Jump (For My Love)"

Original Performer:

Girls Aloud

Parody Song Title:

"Burp (For Your Lunch)"

Parody Written by:

Phil Attwood

The Lyrics

Your eyes
Tell me how you want beef
A big ol' steak with mushy peas
You know you are what you eat

Call me
I'll cook you all that you need
Fried breakfasts with a lot of grease
You're so excited I can see you getting fatter

Oh yummy!

Loosen your belt
Guzzle it down
Your waistline won't fit through the door
And if you want more
If you want more
More
More

Then burp
For some fries
Burp more
And eat some pies
Burp
If you wanna take my cookies in the night babe
Burp for your lunch

I know that cakes can make you happy
Burp more
You know Big Macs can fill you up
Burp
If you wanna raid my fridge in the night babe
Burp for your lunch

You told me
It's the only fast food for you
Nobody does it like they do
Then super size it and make sure you get a donut

Oh yummy!

Just grab a spork
And dig right in
There's ice cream in the freezer door
And if you want more
If you want more
More
More

Then burp
For some fries
Burp more
And eat some pies
Burp
If you wanna take my cookies in the night babe
Burp for your lunch

I know that cakes can make you happy
Burp more
You know Big Macs can fill you up
Burp
If you wanna raid my fridge in the night babe
Burp for your lunch

When you're at KFC
Your gut comes alive
Your heartburn aches inside
Your jeans feel tight
Belch with me if you want fed tonight

Burp

I know that cakes can make you happy
Burp more
You know Big Macs can fill you up
Burp
If you wanna raid my fridge in the night babe
Burp for your lunch

The Wolf's Den

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.