*NSYNC's Big Tour Bus (parody of Gilligan's Island theme)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of greed and lust
That started down in Orlando
Aboard this big tour bus
Their manager was a mighty man (Johnny Wright)
Their dog had pug appeal (Busta)
Five *NSYNC guys set out that day
For a 3 month tour, a 3 month tour
The heater started acting up
The bus ran out of gas
If not for the courage of the bus driver
The fans would kick their ass, the fans would kick their ass
The group set camp on the side of this uncharted country road
With Christopher
And Busta too
The albino and J-Dawg (Lance and Justin)
The sleepy one (JC)
The Fat-one and his bro Stever (Joey and Steve)
Here to find a new ride
So this is the tale of the hitchhikers
They're here for a long, long time
They'll have to make the best of things
It's an uphill climb
Johnny Wright and the Stever too
Will do their very best
To make the five guys comfortable
In this backroad country nest
No food, no crack, no screaming fans
Not a single luxury
Like those five Backstreet Boys
As primative as can be
So join *NSYNC here each week
You're sure to get a laugh
From seven stranded hitchhikers
Here with "no strings attached"